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Childrens Hospital: Season 5

13 episodes Premiered Jul 25, 2013 Updated Oct 28, 2026
Previously on Childrens Hospital

Season 5 Lore Primer

Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.

  • ⚡ Picks up essential narrative continuity directly following the events of Childrens Hospital Season 4.
  • ⚡ Character alliances, factions, and personal loyalties undergo significant shifts under escalating stakes.
  • ⚡ Addresses unresolved cliffhangers and thematic mysteries introduced during previous seasons.
  • ⚡ Establishes the primary seasonal conflict that drives serialized character arcs toward the finale.
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Season 5 Episodes

Episode Guide

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Season 5: Filler vs. Essential Canon

Filter episodes by narrative weight. Focus on essential mytharc and skip standalone side quests.

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Mytharc (4): Crucial lore & season climaxes
Core (9): Character development & subplots
Side Quest (0): Standalone / filler
S5·E1 Mytharc

A New Hope

Jul 25, 2013 · 12 min

The staff move to an army base in Japan when the hospital is infested with termites.

S5·E2 Core

Triangles

Aug 1, 2013 · 12 min

Officer Briggs needs a place to stay and a copy of Airplane! to rewatch.

S5·E3 Core

C-Word

Aug 8, 2013 · 11 min

A plane crash threatens a night of entertainment on the base.

S5·E4 Core

Country Weekend

Aug 15, 2013 · 12 min

The doctors gather at Cat's vacation house for her wedding to Michael.

S5·E5 Core

Imaginary Friends

Aug 22, 2013 · 11 min

The doctors rally to save a ward for imaginary friends.

S5·E6 Core

The Gang Gets Sushi

Aug 29, 2013 · 12 min

When Lola is recruited for a government task force, the past threatens to compromise the mission.

S5·E7 Core

Old Fashioned Day

Sep 6, 2013 · 11 min

It's Old Fashioned Day at Childrens Hospital. And it lasts longer than a day, which allows for a conflict.

S5·E8 Mytharc

Spoiler Alert: Owen Gets a Perm

Sep 13, 2013 · 12 min

Owen learns a lesson about hair choices; Glenn reveals the source of his surgical abilities.

S5·E10 Core

Blaken

Oct 3, 2013 · 12 min

S5·E11 Core

A Lot of Brouhaha Over Zilch

Oct 10, 2013 · 12 min

Derek Childrens vows to regain control of the hospital from Sy. Includes fairies, a donkey head, hydraulics and poison lipstick.

S5·E12 Mytharc

My Friend Falcon

Oct 17, 2013 · 12 min

David Wain's personal documentary about his friendship and rivalry with Just Falcon.

S5·E13 Mytharc

Coming and Going

Oct 24, 2013 · 22 min

The doctors' trip to Japan comes to a climax.

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