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Childrens Hospital: Season 3

14 episodes Premiered Jun 2, 2011 Updated Oct 28, 2026
Previously on Childrens Hospital

Season 3 Lore Primer

Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.

  • ⚡ Picks up essential narrative continuity directly following the events of Childrens Hospital Season 2.
  • ⚡ Character alliances, factions, and personal loyalties undergo significant shifts under escalating stakes.
  • ⚡ Addresses unresolved cliffhangers and thematic mysteries introduced during previous seasons.
  • ⚡ Establishes the primary seasonal conflict that drives serialized character arcs toward the finale.
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Season 3 Episodes

Episode Guide

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Season 3: Filler vs. Essential Canon

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Mytharc (3): Crucial lore & season climaxes
Core (11): Character development & subplots
Side Quest (0): Standalone / filler
S3·E2 Core

Ward 8

Jun 9, 2011 · 12 min

Briggs (Nick Offerman) goes undercover in the children's psych ward; Blake's ex (Sarah Silverman) resurfaces; and Chief and Glenn share a moment.

S3·E3 Core

Black Doctor

Jun 16, 2011 · 11 min

Blake is evicted from his apartment for being a clown; Dr. Brian returns to the hospital after a stint working for the drama "Black Hospital"; and Cat is overexposed.

S3·E4 Core

Home Is Where the Hospital Is

Jun 23, 2011 · 12 min

The doctors feel crowded from sharing an apartment and decide someone should move out. Elsewhere, Sy deals with his own domestic issues.

S3·E5 Core

Nip/Tug

Jun 30, 2011 · 12 min

A pediatric plastic surgeon joins the staffers; Max Von Sydow has a mix-up in the maternity ward; and Glen and Owen try to hunt down a snack.

S3·E6 Core

The '70s Episode

Jul 7, 2011 · 11 min

Glenn returns from Vietnam; Lola has new career aspirations.

S3·E7 Core

Father's Day

Jul 14, 2011 · 11 min

Lola and Brian try to locate Cat's father; the doctors wait for a prisoner's execution and plan to use his heart in a transplant procedure.

S3·E8 Core

Stryker Bites the Dust

Jul 21, 2011 · 11 min

The staff receive counseling after the death of Brock Stryker (Rob Riggle).

S3·E10 Core

Munch by Proxy

Aug 4, 2011 · 12 min

Owen's secret wife (Alicia Silverstone) and baby visit the hospital for treatment; Val plays a high-stakes game of chess.

S3·E11 Core

The Night Shift

Aug 11, 2011 · 12 min

The staff work the night shift under the guidance of Velam Geza.

S3·E12 Core

The Chet Episode

Aug 18, 2011 · 11 min

A day in the life of Chet (Brian Huskey), the creepy paramedic.

S3·E13 Mytharc

Party Down

Aug 25, 2011 · 12 min

A long-delayed bar mitzvah for Glenn is planned; Owen wants his foreskin back.

S3·E14 Mytharc

Newsreaders

Sep 1, 2011 · 12 min

Updates on the cast are featured on "Newsreaders" in the Season 3 finale.

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