Call Me Fitz: Season 1
Episode Guide
Season 1 Progress Shield
The Pilot
Sep 19, 2010 · 30 min
Richard "Fitz" Fitzpatrick, morally bankrupt top salesman of pre-owned automobiles for 9 years running, hits rock bottom when he crashes a GT on a test drive, puts a woman in a com
Loco
Sep 19, 2010 · 30 min
After a failed hit on Larry's life, Fitz's only option is to get rid of him by proving Larry's a crazy person. After all, he claims to be his conscience. Meanwhile, Larry tries to
Mama
Sep 26, 2010 · 30 min
When Fitz discovers his Father Ken is leaving Fitzpatrick Motors to Larry in his will, he has no choice but to prove Larry is NOT his long lost, responsible brother. And the only w
Long Con Silver
Oct 3, 2010 · 30 min
Fitz quickly unloads Elaine's car in hopes of putting their broken relationship behind him for good. But Larry is convinced it was a desperate plea to get her back in his life. Unf
The Back End
Oct 10, 2010 · 30 min
When Larry and Meghan buy Ken a birthday present, Fitz scrambles to come up with his own gift to blow Meghan's out of the water. But the only thing they have in common is cars and
Going Down Syndrome
Oct 17, 2010 · 30 min
Fitz tries to hook Larry up with a drunk chick, only to end up sleeping with Janet, the drunkest of them all. But the next morning Fitz discovers Janet wasn't drunk, she's brain da
The Diving Bell and the Barbara
Oct 24, 2010 · 30 min
Hoping to take advantage of spousal privilege, Fitz proposes to a comatose Babs, believing it will prevent her morse-code testimony. In an attempt to placate Larry, Fitz makes him
Married to the Mum
Oct 31, 2010 · 30 min
Fitz is pleasantly surprised to discover his marriage to Babs fulfills his latent maternal longings. After Fitz fully regresses to a child-like state, Babs discovers he doesn't wan
The Upside of Matricide
Nov 7, 2010 · 30 min
Being a widower has its perks; the pity, the gifts, the inheritance - which Fitz uses to buy a plot of land for his dream bar, The Summer Wind Lounge. Ali learns her mother's dying
The Kidney Stays in the Picture
Nov 14, 2010 · 30 min
Reeling from the Ali debacle, Fitz has a new plan to get rid of Larry: if he's good for once, there'd be no need to have a conscience. Larry would finally leave him alone. So Fitz
This Business Has Been Homicide Free for X Days
Nov 21, 2010 · 30 min
A sniper takes siege of Fitzpatrick Motors. Larry is convinced Fitz's cowardice in withholding his syphilis diagnosis from his sexual partners has brought this upon them. But as Fi
Honesty, Integrity and Low Mileage (1)
Nov 28, 2010 · 30 min
The final numbers for the Fibbies are in, and Fitz is way out of contention. But there's a loop-hole - salesmen can enter as a team. As Fitz schemes to sign Larry as his 'plus one'
Honesty, Integrity and Low Mileage (2)
Dec 5, 2010 · 30 min
Fitz wakes up in a motel room with his captors, Ali, Sonja, and Julia, the leader of the Bad Men and the Good Women Who Love Them support group. But the women are divided on what t