Better Off Ted: Season 1
Episode Guide
Season 1 Progress Shield
Pilot
Mar 18, 2009
Ted Crisp works at Veridian Technologies in the research and development department and loves his job. However, Ted is taken aback when he learns the company has cryogenically froz
Heroes
Mar 25, 2009
Due to Phil's after effects from the cryogenic experiment, Ted tries to get him to sign a waiver to protect Veridian from possible future litigation. Elsewhere, Phil and Lem try to
Through Rose Colored HAZMAT Suits
Apr 1, 2009
When Ted's nanny calls in sick, he is forced to take his daughter Rose to work where Veronica bonds with her. Meanwhile, Ted learns where he stands with Linda when her ex-boyfriend
Racial Sensitivity
Apr 8, 2009
Ted discovers Veridian has a problem when their new motion detection system proves unable to recognize black people.
Win Some, Dose Some
Apr 15, 2009
Linda is given an experimental drug that has some unusual side effects.
Goodbye, Mr. Chips
Apr 22, 2009
Ted inadvertently deletes himself from Veridian's system when he tries to fix his employee ID, and, as the lab falls into chaos, his peers try to remedy the situation.
Get Happy
May 5, 2009
After a survey reveals that the staff is unhappy, Veronica tries to improve their morale.
You Are the Boss of Me
Jun 23, 2009
Lem and Phil reluctantly invite Ted to their Medieval Fight Club. Linda tries to befriend Veronica.
Bioshuffle
Jun 30, 2009
When Veronica, Linda, and Ted end up having to share offices, tensions grow between them.
Trust and Consequences
Jul 14, 2009
Veridian blames Linda for a perfume with unexpected side effects, and friends fall out when they're forced to testify.
Father, Can You Hair Me?
Jul 21, 2009
A shocking piece of news impacts the rivalry between Veronica and her father, who is the CEO of another big company. Elsewhere, Ted thinks Phil and Lem's potential cure for baldnes
Jabberwocky
Aug 11, 2009
Ted creates a phony project for Linda after she hears that Veridian is going green, which becomes problematic when other staffers want to join the cause.
Secrets and Lives
Aug 11, 2009
The team learns a shocking secret about Veronica when an invention goes awry. Meanwhile, Linda tries to set up Ted with another woman.