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Bernard: Season 1

52 episodes Premiered Dec 18, 2006 Updated Jul 20, 2026
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Episodes

S1·E1

The Gym

Dec 18, 2006 · 3 min

Bernard goes to the gym and starts training enthusiastically... until he discovers that each piece of equipment has a life of its own

S1·E2

Golf

Dec 18, 2006 · 3 min

Bernard goes to the gym and starts training enthusiastically... until he discovers that each piece of equipment has a life of its own

S1·E3

Ice Climbing

Dec 18, 2006 · 3 min

Once he has found all his equipment, Bernard sets off to climb the highest peak. But the closer he gets to the summit, the trickier it becomes...

S1·E4

The Swing

Dec 18, 2006 · 3 min

Bernard finds a beautiful tree with a beautiful swing. The only problem is that someone else has got there first!

S1·E5

Security Guard

Dec 18, 2006 · 3 min

Bernard is very familiar with the exhibits in the museum where he works, so why is that moving sculpture carrying a canvas in its hand?

S1·E6

The Vending Machine

Dec 18, 2006 · 3 min

Sportsmanship is about knowing how to win and how to lose... and sometimes about how to share a refreshing drink with your opponent after the game...

S1·E7

Diving Board

Jan 3, 2007 · 3 min

Bernard desperately tries to copy all the things that Lloyd (the penguin) enjoys doing at the swimming pool... including diving from the highest springboard!

S1·E8

Watching TV

Jan 3, 2007 · 3 min

Whatever the time, wherever he is, Bernard is completely hooked on television... that is until the shop closes and the shutters come down

S1·E9

Hitchhiking

Jan 3, 2007 · 3 min

Picking up hitchhikers can often be very dangerous. So when Bernard stops to pick up Zack, he should remember that one day he may need a lift

S1·E10

Sky Diving

Jan 3, 2007 · 3 min

If Bernard ever succeeds in jumping out of the plane, he's bound to forget his parachute. Is there any other way he would want to do it?

S1·E11

At the Theme Park

Jan 3, 2007 · 3 min

Bernard just wants to have a good time at the theme park. The trouble is that someone else wants to be in his photo and then that balloon appears...

S1·E12

A Day in the Country

Jan 3, 2007 · 3 min

Bernard has gone to the mountain, while the mountain comes to Bernard! It may look like rain, but Bernard's not worried because he's got his umbrella

S1·E13

Learning to Fly

Jan 6, 2007 · 3 min

Bernard is learning to fly, and may not have chosen the best day... But once you are airborne, the important thing is not how you land, but where you land!

S1·E14

Close Encounters

Jan 6, 2007 · 3 min

Bernard is delighted to receive a visit from a small extraterrestrial, but his visitor is less than delighted by Bernard's limited technological skills

S1·E15

The Intruder

Jan 6, 2007 · 3 min

One night Bernard's supper is interrupted by an intruder. Can a lone polar bear deal with the darkness, his own deep-seated fears and... a little mouse?

S1·E16

Basketball

Jan 6, 2007 · 3 min

There's nothing Bernard likes better than a challenge, and when it comes to playing basketball against Zack, winning means winning at all costs

S1·E17

The Cart

Jan 6, 2007 · 3 min

What do you get when you cross a motor scooter with a supermarket cart? The answer - as Bernard finds out the hard way – is a highly dangerous vehicle

S1·E18

Bowling

Dec 10, 2007 · 3 min

Bernard the bowling champ takes on Lloyd. It should be easy for Bernard, but in sport there are three kinds of luck – good luck, bad luck and... Bernard's luck

S1·E19

Taekwondo

Dec 10, 2007 · 3 min

In order to recover his property from Zack, Bernard takes up taekwondo. He develops awesome skills, but the result is not quite what he had planned

S1·E20

Scuba Diving

Dec 10, 2007 · 3 min

Bernard looks forward to a day's scuba diving. At first all goes swimmingly, but he soon realises that not everything is quite what it seems under the sea

S1·E21

Doors

Dec 10, 2007 · 3 min

Most people can negotiate revolving doors, even when they have their arms full of packages. But Bernard is not quite like everyone else

S1·E22

At the Museum

Dec 10, 2007 · 3 min

Museums contain thousands of priceless exhibits carefully preserved for hundreds of years. Then Bernard pays a visit...

S1·E23

Street Racing

Nov 10, 2007 · 3 min

When Zack lines up alongside him at the traffic lights, it gives Bernard the perfect excuse to start a race through the city streets. But what about other road users?

S1·E24

The Desert Island

Nov 10, 2007 · 3 min

Bernard finds himself on a desert island where all the inhabitants try to make him feel welcome... in their own special way

S1·E25

Baseball

Nov 10, 2007 · 3 min

Bernard soon figures out how the baseball pitching machine works, until the machine steps up a gear and shows it has a few more tricks up its sleeve

S1·E26

The Car

Nov 10, 2007 · 3 min

Bernard is proud of his small convertible. The only trouble is that he can't get everything in the boot, which complicates life more than you would imagine

S1·E27

The Flower

Nov 10, 2007 · 3 min

Bernard loves his flower, and is determined to do whatever is necessary to protect it from danger – no matter what the cost

S1·E28

The Medallion

Dec 30, 2007 · 3 min

Bernard finds a medallion, but soon discovers that it brings bad luck. So he tries to throw it away, but unfortunately for him, it keeps on coming back

S1·E29

The Moth

Dec 30, 2007 · 3 min

When Bernard tries to get rid of an annoying moth, something unexpected happens and his kitchen becomes a very dangerous place

S1·E30

Bullfighter

Dec 30, 2007 · 3 min

Bernard finds himself in field full of bulls, and despite his lack of experience, decides to try his hand at bull-fighting

S1·E31

At the North Pole

Dec 30, 2007 · 3 min

Bernard gets bored trekking across the frozen Arctic wastes. Some abandoned equipment becomes a source of great entertainment, but not for long...

S1·E32

The Package

Nov 21, 2007 · 3 min

Zack tries to steal a parcel which Bernard is carrying. At first he succeeds, but Bernard doesn't give up that easily...

S1·E33

Sleepwalker

Nov 10, 2007 · 3 min

Even when he's asleep, Bernard is capable of anything – as he finds out when he wakes up in the morning

S1·E34

The Pizza

Nov 10, 2007 · 3 min

Bernard has to deliver a pizza to a haunted house... and to its starving owner. But how is he going to get paid?

S1·E35

The Unicycle

Nov 10, 2007 · 3 min

To the amazement of Zack, Bernard discovers he has some performing skills which he never knew he had

S1·E36

The Motorboat

Nov 10, 2007 · 3 min

Although Bernard has been shipwrecked, his real problems begin when he finds an abandoned motorboat which could get him back to shore

S1·E37

The Prisoner

Nov 10, 2007 · 3 min

Bernard makes a daring escape from prison, but once he's out, he realises that perhaps life inside wasn't so bad after all

S1·E38

The Supermarket

Oct 16, 2007 · 3 min

Bernard is delighted with all the bargains he has bought. Now the only problem is how to get them all home

S1·E39

The Mosquito

Oct 16, 2007 · 3 min

Bernard feels very tired and wants to sleep for hours... But there's a mosquito about with other ideas. He just has to get rid of that mosquito

S1·E40

Oasis

Oct 16, 2007 · 3 min

In the middle of the desert Bernard stumbles across an oasis. The palm trees look real enough, and that cool water is just too tempting

S1·E41

The Treasure

Oct 16, 2007 · 3 min

A map may lead you to the hidden treasure, but does not always tell you about the hidden dangers... Even Indiana Jones would have had trouble here

S1·E42

The Window Cleaner

Oct 16, 2007 · 3 min

Bernard is cleaning the windows of a skyscraper, when he disturbs two birds trying to protect their fledgling

S1·E43

Marathon

Nov 27, 2007 · 3 min

Bernard, Zack and Lloyd are competing in a marathon. The winner will not be the one who runs the fastest, but the one who survives the longest

S1·E44

The Fumigator

Nov 27, 2007 · 3 min

Do you like cockroaches? No? Well, nor does Bernard, and he is determined to get them out of his house somehow

S1·E45

The Fumigator 2

Nov 27, 2007 · 3 min

Despite all Bernard's efforts, the cockroaches are taking over Bernard's house, but his patience is running out

S1·E46

Close Encounters 2

Nov 27, 2007 · 3 min

Another UFO appears on Bernard's radar. He is desperate to see what is inside the strange carapace, but the extraterrestrial is in no hurry to show himself

S1·E47

The Little Dog

Nov 27, 2007 · 3 min

Goliath may be tiny but he packs a charge of aggression and bad temper equivalent to someone several times his size... as Bernard discovers

S1·E48

A Lucky Day

Nov 21, 2007 · 3 min

Is it really possible for our walking disaster of a polar bear to have a lucky day? Bernard... lucky... for a whole day?

S1·E49

The Storm

Nov 21, 2007 · 3 min

Once Bernard had a polar home on the ice cap, but a lightning strike during a polar thunderstorm forces him to leave it all behind

S1·E50

The Robot

Nov 21, 2007 · 3 min

A robot seems to offer Bernard a simple solution to the problem of cleaning his house. The trouble is that the robot is literally crazy about his job

S1·E51

The Vacuum Cleaner

Nov 21, 2007 · 3 min

When the vacuum cleaner finishes its work, there's not a speck of dust anywhere, and no sign of Bernard's winning lottery ticket either!

S1·E52

A Day in the Country 2

Dec 30, 2007 · 3 min

Bernard wants to enjoy nature. The only problem is that the fauna and flora want to enjoy him at the same time