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Arli$$: Season 5

13 episodes Premiered Jun 4, 2000 Updated Oct 1, 2026
Previously on Arli$$

Season 5 Lore Primer

Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.

  • ⚡ Directly follows the overarching narrative developments of Arli$$ Season 4.
  • ⚡ Faction dynamics and core character alliances shift under escalating external stakes.
  • ⚡ Crucial mysteries introduced previously reach key turning points and narrative reckonings.
  • ⚡ Sets up serialized story arcs that build directly toward the climactic season finale.
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Season 5 Episodes

Episode Guide

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Season 5: Filler vs. Essential Canon

Filter episodes by narrative weight. Focus on essential mytharc and skip standalone side quests.

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Mytharc (3): Crucial lore & season climaxes
Core (10): Character development & subplots
Side Quest (0): Standalone / filler
S5·E1 Mytharc

Creatures of Habit

Jun 4, 2000 · 30 min

Arliss buys a rare piece of memorabilia, and sends a client to a hypnotist to help him quit chewing tobacco. When treatment appears to work, Arliss sends Kirby there to quit gambli

S5·E2 Core

Making Things Happen

Jun 11, 2000 · 29 min

Arliss learns that a good friend and client, who is about to be elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame, is being charged with domestic abuse. Meanwhile, Rita's activist friend sides

S5·E3 Core

I Get Involved

Jun 18, 2000 · 26 min

Arliss has to walk the fence when two clients, both teammates, are dating the same girl. Rita plays Cyrano for one of the clients, and a TV reporter shows up to do a ""Where Are Th

S5·E4 Core

Comings and Goings

Jun 25, 2000 · 25 min

Arliss must help a client bury his mother. Meanwhile, Stanley's having a run of bad luck that threatens his chess game, so he goes looking for a ""slumpbuster."" And Kirby comes fa

S5·E5 Core

It's Who You Know

Jul 9, 2000 · 29 min

Arliss tries to talk the ""pot dealer to the NBA"" out of retiring by offering to get his kid into a fancy private school. Meanwhile, Rita plays a relationship with a physical trai

S5·E6 Core

The Value of Honesty

Jul 16, 2000 · 29 min

Arliss has an affair with a WNBA coach, but his client (also the coach's star player) wants her fired. Meanwhile, in the aftermath of a wild birthday celebration, Kirby and Rita su

S5·E7 Core

The Sum of the Parts

Jul 23, 2000 · 27 min

A baseball client needs a kidney, and Arliss tries to convince the player's minor-league brother to donate his. Meanwhile, a soccer client scores a goal for the opposing team, caus

S5·E8 Core

Honoring Our Past

Jul 30, 2000 · 29 min

When one of his boxing clients enlists in the Army, Arliss tries to figure out a way to get him out. Meanwhile, Stanley and a native-American tribal chief attempt to get a football

S5·E9 Core

When Opportunity Knocks

Aug 6, 2000 · 26 min

Arliss, Rita and Stanley must deal with Kirby's absence when he leaves the agency to join a fledgling football league run by a flashy TV producer.

S5·E10 Core

Last Call

Aug 13, 2000 · 29 min

Arliss tries to get a dotcom millionaire team owner to re-sign an aging broadcaster who may be losing his touch. Rita ghostwrites a column for Arliss, and Kirby helps discipline St

S5·E11 Core

A Breed Apart

Aug 20, 2000 · 26 min

Arliss pursues popular mascot Reggie the Rooster, using a fundraiser Stanley has organized for another mascot, who was injured in the line of duty. Rita takes up boxing after a ser

S5·E12 Mytharc

Where There's a Will

Aug 27, 2000 · 25 min

Arliss is named executor of a superstar jockey's will, which leaves everything to his wife - but he had two wives. Kirby discovers that his former coach is now homeless.

S5·E13 Mytharc

You Can Pick Your Friends...

Sep 3, 2000 · 27 min

Arliss' ne'er-do-well brother Archie uses his name to further a scam. Kirby and Stanley plot their own scam on a stadium concession millionaire. Stanley purposely swallows a ring

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