Almost Live!: Season 9
Season 9 Lore Primer
Key plot threads, lore context, and character stakes you need to remember before diving into this season.
- Directly follows the overarching narrative developments of Almost Live! Season 8.
- Faction dynamics and core character alliances shift under escalating external stakes.
- Crucial mysteries introduced previously reach key turning points and narrative reckonings.
- Sets up serialized story arcs that build directly toward the climactic season finale.
Episode Guide
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High Pitched Girls
Oct 3, 1992 · 30 min
The High Pitched Girls; Other Buy-Backs; The Cool Dying Olympics; Monday on A Woman's Place; Book Beat; Tuesday on A Woman's Place; Uncle Fran's Musical Forest; The John Report; We
The Crappiest Gardner in the World
Oct 10, 1992 · 30 min
The Crappiest Gardner in the World; Bellevue Historic Sites; Frenetic Pace; Urban Wildlife - Stairway Gazelle; Up With Human Beings; Urban Wildlife - Parking Pig; Folk Songs of the
Helium Week In Review
Oct 17, 1992 · 30 min
Helium Week In Review; Why Seattle is No. 1 For Business; Trendsetters; TV Listings (1); The Speaking Dynamics Institute; Me!; TV Listings (2); Dysfunctional Family Shopping Networ
Really Bad Gymnastics
Oct 31, 1992 · 30 min
Really Bad Gymnastics; Telling political candidates apart from Halloween costumes; The High-Fiv'n White Guys Downtown Adventure; Subtitle Theater (1); The Red Meat Council; Subtitl
Aerobic Preacher
Nov 14, 1992 · 30 min
Aerobic Preacher; Looking at people's cars to get to know them; Mind your Manners with Billy Quan in Library of Death; Monday on A Woman's Place; Today Tonight; Tuesday on A Woman'
The Painful Gourmet
Nov 21, 1992 · 30 min
The Painful Gourmet; Other Tacoma Improvements; Lynnwood Beauty Academy; Almost Live! Community Calendar (1); 1950's Dad; Almost Live! Community Calendar (2); The Worst Girlfriend
Grateful Dead Party Machine
Dec 5, 1992 · 30 min
Grateful Dead Party Machine; Disneyworld Northwest Themes; Frenetic Pace; Subtitle Theatre Presents The Lunch Part 1; The Hero Who Kinda Wished He'd Let 'Em All Die; Betty and Vero
America's Greatest Air Guitar Solos
Jan 16, 1993 · 30 min
America's Greatest Air Guitar Solos; Edmonds H.S. Band Fundraisers; Danger Office; Inauguration Day Events (1); Distract a Japanese Kid; Inauguration Day Events (2); COPS in Redmon
Alive! The Story of the Mercer Island Survivors
Jan 23, 1993 · 30 min
Alive! The Story of the Mercer Island Survivors; Clinton's Administrative Changes; Party Stoppers; Subtitle Theatre (1); Swearing in the President; The Survivalist; Elderly Shoppin
The Problem With Michelle Pfeiffer
Jan 30, 1993 · 30 min
The Problem With Michelle Pfeiffer; Other Celebrity Side Deals; Super Bowl Simulator; Preppy Character in Literature or San Francisco 49ers Lineman; Hate Me Perfume; Frat Chat; Aus
The Buffalo Bills' Welcome Home Party
Feb 6, 1993 · 30 min
The Buffalo Bills' Welcome Home Party; KIRO News Changes; The Incredible, Really, Really, Long Journey of Sluggy; Risk Takers! (1); Psychologist Richard Snandle; Risk Takers! (2);
Guess What I Stuffed Down My Pants
Feb 20, 1993 · 30 min
Guess What I Stuffed Down My Pants; Ways to Balance the Budget; The Making of Studs of South King County Calendar; A Woman's Place (1); Beat The Biological Clock; A Woman's Place (
Northern Exposure
Mar 27, 1993 · 30 min
Northern Exposure; Bill Gates' Wedding Plans; Bag Over Your Head; People of Mercer Island talk about 'The Crying Game'; Amazingly Wonderful Products; People of Lynwood talk about '
Rescue 911 Foul-Up Bleeps & Blunders
Apr 3, 1993 · 30 min
Rescue 911 Foul-Up Bleeps & Blunders; Summit Highlights; Falling Down in Seattle; Almost Live's Little Instruction Book 1; KCTS PBS pledge drive; Almost Live's Little Instruction B
Great Artists of Fife
Apr 10, 1993 · 30 min
Great Artists of Fife; Little-Known Northwest Tax Tips; The Dysfunctionals; Mexican Food of Suburb of L.A..; Dish Rag; Revolutionary Leader of Type of Volkswagen; Touch tone menu;
The Near Sighted Dart Tournament
May 8, 1993 · 30 min
The Near Sighted Dart Tournament; Looking at John's checkbook; DJ Pilot; Totally Escort Barbi; Me!; Classic Conversations - No. 89 "Oh, My God"; The John Report; Yorky Sack