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Vincent Cusimano

Known For
Acting
Born
March 22, 1981 in Birmingham, Alabama, USA
Active Years
2010–2023 (14 Years)
Total Credits
18 credits in database
Acting Born Mar 22, 1981 Birmingham, Alabama, USA 18 credits
18
Total Credits
2010–2023
14 Years Career Span
2
Vault Titles
10
Key Co-Stars

Biography

Subject: Vincent Cusimano (Acting).
Goal: Write a 90-130 word factual identity profile.
Constraints: Use ONLY provided facts. No invented roles, dates, awards, etc. Plain prose only. No markdown, no headings, no preamble, no JSON, no quotes.
Source Material: TMDB profile for Vincent Cusimano.
Known For: Acting.
Known Credits: 16.
Gender: Male.
Birthday: March 22, 1981.
Age: 45 years old.
Place of Birth: Birmingham, Alabama, USA.
Name: Vincent Cusimano.
Profession: Actor (Known For: Acting).
Credits: 16 known credits.
Gender: Male.
Birth Date: March 22, 1981.
Age: 45 years old.
Birthplace: Birmingham, Alabama, USA.
Draft 1: Vincent Cusimano is an actor known for his work in acting. He has 16 known credits. He was born on March 22, 1981, in Birmingham, Alabama, USA. He is a male and is 45 years old. (37 words) - Too short.
Draft 2: Vincent Cusimano is a male actor with 16 known credits. He was born in Birmingham, Alabama, USA, on March 22, 1981. As of the information provided, he is 45 years old. His professional profile indicates that he is known for his work in acting. (45 words) - Still too short. Need to expand using only the provided facts without fluffing/lying.
Wait, the prompt asks for 90-130 words. The source material is extremely sparse. If I only use the provided facts, I cannot reach 90 words without repeating myself or adding "fluff" which might violate the "verifiable facts" rule.
Re-evaluating the source:
Name

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Career

Career overview

Subject: Vincent Cusimano (Acting).
Source: Provided TMDB snippet.
Constraints:
Write ONLY verifiable facts from the source.
No invented titles, names, dates, awards, etc.
Original, neutral, encyclopedic prose.
Plain text only (no markdown, no asterisks, no headings, no bullet points).
Word count: 180-260 words.
Structure: 2-3 short paragraphs.
No preamble or JSON.
Name: Vincent Cusimano.
Profession: Known for acting.
Known Credits: 16.
Gender: Male.
Birthday: March 22, 1981.
Age: 45 years old.
Place of Birth: Birmingham, Alabama, USA.
Drafting Paragraph 1: Personal Background.
Vincent Cusimano is an actor born in Birmingham, Alabama, USA. He was born on March 22, 1981, and is 45 years old.
Drafting Paragraph 2: Career.
In his professional career, Cusimano is known for his work in acting. He has a total of 16 known credits to his name.
Wait, the word count requirement is 180-260 words.
The source material is extremely sparse.
Source content: Name, Gender, Birthday, Age, Place of Birth, Known For (Acting), Known Credits (16).
Total facts available:
1. Name: Vincent Cusimano
2. Gender: Male
3. Birthday: March 22, 1981
4. Age: 45
5. Birthplace: Birmingham, Alabama, USA
6. Profession: Acting
7. Credits: 16
Problem: It is impossible to write 180-260 words using only these facts without being extremely repetitive or violating the "do not invent" rule.
If I write: "Vincent Cusimano is an actor. He was born in Birmingham, Alabama. He was born on March 22, 1981. He is 45 years old. He has 16 credits. He is male." -> This is about 35 words.
The prompt says: "Write a 180-260 word career overview... Use ONLY facts present above. Do not invent roles, dates, awards, relationships or personal details."
Conflict Analysis: The user wants a long text (180-260 words) but provides almost no information. If I follow the "ONLY verifiable facts" rule, I cannot meet the word count without repeating myself or adding fluff (which might violate the "encyclopedic prose" and "verifiable facts" rule).
Strategy: I will attempt to expand the prose as much as possible using the provided facts in a formal, encyclopedic manner, but I must acknowledge that the source material is insufficient for a 180-word count without repetition. However, as an AI, I must try to fulfill the word count if possible, but the "ONLY facts" rule is the primary constraint for an archivist.
Let's look at the facts again:
Vincent Cusimano
Male
Born March 22, 1981 (45 years old)
Born Birmingham, Alabama, USA
Known for: Acting
Known credits: 16
Attempting to expand prose (encyclopedic style):
Vincent Cusimano is a male actor whose professional work is documented through various media credits. He was born in Birmingham, Alabama, located in the United States of America. According to biographical records, his date of birth is March 2

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Frequent co-stars

Career timeline

Las Vegas FrankensteinLas Vegas Frankenstein · WriterBritney Lost Her Phone
Teddy Told Me ToTeddy Told Me To · WriterValkyrie and Jack: A Love Story
Hypocritical Hit
Blade: The Iron Cross
OmaFeast of Fear
60 Seconds to DieBigger Than the BeatlesStage Five
Confessions
Mega Shark vs. Mecha Shark
Monsters in the Woods
Frankie in Blunderland
The Gruesome Death of Tommy Pistol

Full Filmography

18 titles
  • Las Vegas Frankenstein (2023) as Victor Van Pelt
  • Las Vegas Frankenstein (2023) Writer
  • Britney Lost Her Phone (2023) as Luke Youngman
  • Teddy Told Me To (2022) as Jimmy
  • Teddy Told Me To (2022) Writer
  • Valkyrie and Jack: A Love Story (2022) as Joel Hertzberg
  • Hypocritical Hit (2021) as Satan
  • Blade: The Iron Cross (2020) as Detective Joe Gray
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  • Oma (2019) as Waiter 3 / Salesman
  • Feast of Fear (2019) as Ripper Demon
  • 60 Seconds to Die (2017) as Parsnip (segment "Parsnip")
  • Bigger Than the Beatles (2017) as Greg Jacobson
  • Stage Five (2017) as Danny
  • Confessions (2016) as The Bearded Man
  • Mega Shark vs. Mecha Shark (2014) as Co-Pilot
  • Monsters in the Woods (2012) as Monster
  • Frankie in Blunderland (2011) as Mucous
  • The Gruesome Death of Tommy Pistol (2010) as Camera Man

Frequently Asked Questions

What movies or TV shows is Vincent Cusimano best known for?

Vincent Cusimano is widely recognized for notable roles and projects including Blade: The Iron Cross (2020), Mega Shark vs. Mecha Shark (2014).

When and where was Vincent Cusimano born?

Vincent Cusimano was born on March 22, 1981 in Birmingham, Alabama, USA.

How many credits does Vincent Cusimano have?

Vincent Cusimano has accumulated over 18 film and television credits across a career spanning from 2010 to 2023.

What is Vincent Cusimano's background in cinema and television?

Subject: Vincent Cusimano (Acting). Goal: Write a 90-130 word factual identity profile. Constraints: Use ONLY provided facts. No invented roles, dates, awards, etc. Plain prose only. No markdown, no headings, no preamble, no JSON, no quotes. Source Material: TMDB profile for Vincent Cusimano. Known For: Acting. Known C...

Vincent Cusimano by the numbers

18credits
18films
0TV series
2010–2023active years

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