James Bartholet
Acting Born Oct 10, 1959 Berkeley, California, USA 87 credits
Biography
James Bartholet works in acting. Born October 10, 1959 in Berkeley, California, USA. Archytele tracks 87 screen credits across canonical film and television databases.
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Career timeline
ScissorsScissors · Co-ProducerFans Only: The Human Side of PornFans Only 2: Dreams Fame Desire
Timeless
Love, Sex & Hollywood
Love, Sex & MusicLove, Sex & FashionSpideyPool XXX: An Axel Braun ParodyMaid to Kill
Not Jennifer Lopez XXX: An American Idol
Soft Focus with Jena Friedman 2Captain Marvel XXX: An Axel Braun ParodyEducation of My Stepson 2Love EmergencyBlack & White 16
AbigailThe Cursed XXXDeadpool XXX: An Axel Braun ParodyHorny Old Men
Hot Girls Wanted: Turned OnHitchhiker MassacreHitchhiker Massacre · Associate ProducerBad Babes IncCorrupted by the Evils of Fetish Porn
A Family Of PervertsBeauty and the Beast XXX: An Erotic Fairy Tale ParodyGrindhouse XXX 2
This Ain't Modern Family XXXHotel No Tell 2Barbarella XXX: An Axel Braun ParodyThis Ain't American Horror Story XXX
Cinderella XXX: An Axel Braun Parody24 XXX: An Axel Braun ParodySleeping Beauty XXX: An Axel Braun ParodyOn the AirCaught!
Isis Rising: Curse of the Lady MummyThe Booty PageantNot the Wizard of Oz XXXHotel No TellNot the Bradys XXX: Marcia Goes to College!
Official Scary Parodies 2: Killer Fucking CompilationsThe Craving IIBreaking Bad XXXSuperman vs Spider-Man XXX: An Axel Braun ParodyMen in Black: A Hardcore Parody
Beverly Hillbillies XXX: A XXX ParodySpider-Man XXX: A Porn ParodyThe Rocki Whore Picture Show: A Hardcore ParodyRocky XXX: A Parody ThrillerSexy
The VowTrash TalkThe A-Team XXX: A ParodyThis Ain't Dancing with the Stars XXXNot Charlie's Angels XXX
2040This Ain't Happy Days XXXThis Ain't Happy Days XXX: Fonzie Luvs PinkyNot Three's Company XXXFlight Attendants
Not Bewitched XXXGotcha!
Co-Ed ConfidentialStripped: Ava Rose
Full Filmography
87 titles- Scissors (2025) as Noonan
- Scissors (2025) Co-Producer
- Fans Only: The Human Side of Porn (2025) as Self
- Fans Only 2: Dreams Fame Desire (2025)
- Timeless (2024)
- Love, Sex & Hollywood (2023)
- Love, Sex & Music (2022) as The Judge
- Love, Sex & Fashion (2022) as Bobby America
- SpideyPool XXX: An Axel Braun Parody (2022)
- Maid to Kill (2022) as Husband
- Not Jennifer Lopez XXX: An American Idol (2020)
- Soft Focus with Jena Friedman 2 (2019) as VR Comedian
- Captain Marvel XXX: An Axel Braun Parody (2019) as James LeBlow
- Education of My Stepson 2 (2019)
- Love Emergency (2019)
- Black & White 16 (2019)
- Filthy Family (2019)
- Abigail (2018) as Wedding Planner / Elvis
- The Cursed XXX (2018)
- Deadpool XXX: An Axel Braun Parody (2018) as James LeBlow, Casting Director
- Horny Old Men (2018)
- Hot Girls Wanted: Turned On (2017) as Self
- Hitchhiker Massacre (2017) as Woody
- Hitchhiker Massacre (2017) Associate Producer
- Bad Babes Inc (2017)
- Corrupted by the Evils of Fetish Porn (2017)
- A Family Of Perverts (2016)
- Beauty and the Beast XXX: An Erotic Fairy Tale Parody (2016) as Albert
- Grindhouse XXX 2 (2016)
- This Ain't Modern Family XXX (2015) as Cameron
- Hotel No Tell 2 (2015) as The Director
- Barbarella XXX: An Axel Braun Parody (2015) as Concierge / Durand-Durand
- This Ain't American Horror Story XXX (2015) as Twisty The Clown
- Cinderella XXX: An Axel Braun Parody (2014) as King Richard (nonsex)
- 24 XXX: An Axel Braun Parody (2014) as Co-Pilot
- Sleeping Beauty XXX: An Axel Braun Parody (2014) as Soldier #1
- On the Air (2014) as Rockin Rick (nonsex)
- Caught! (2014) as Mr. Fishman
- This Ain't Supernatural XXX (2014) as Music Executive
- 9½ Weeks: An Erotic XXX Parody (2014) as Barnes
- The Masterpiece (2014) as Johnny
- Not Jersey Boys XXX: A Porn Musical (2014) as Loan Shark
- Isis Rising: Curse of the Lady Mummy (2013) as Henry
- The Booty Pageant (2013)
- Not the Wizard of Oz XXX (2013) as Lion
- Hotel No Tell (2013) as Director
- Not the Bradys XXX: Marcia Goes to College! (2013) as Denny Sigfried (archive footage)
- Grease XXX: A Parody (2013) as Blanch / Camy
- MacGyver XXX: A Dreamzone Parody (2013)
- The Love Boat XXX: A Parody (2013)
- Official Scary Parodies 2: Killer Fucking Compilations (2012) as (archive footage)
- The Craving II (2012) as King (segment "Rumpelstiltskin")
- Breaking Bad XXX (2012) as Hank
- Superman vs Spider-Man XXX: An Axel Braun Parody (2012) as Doctor Octopus
- Men in Black: A Hardcore Parody (2012) as Zed
- Not the Three Stooges XXX (2012)
- Beverly Hillbillies XXX: A XXX Parody (2011) as Mr. Drysdale
- Spider-Man XXX: A Porn Parody (2011) as Dr. Otto Octavius
- The Rocki Whore Picture Show: A Hardcore Parody (2011) as Pornologist
- Rocky XXX: A Parody Thriller (2011) as Apollo's Manager
- Sexy (2011)
- Official Halloween Parody (2011) as Doctor Sam Loomis
- Elvis XXX: A Porn Parody (2011) as Sergio Bartholetti (nonsex)
- The Graduate XXX (2011) as Mr. Bradcock
- The Vow (2010) as Jacob
- Trash Talk (2010) as Professor
- The A-Team XXX: A Parody (2010) as Ned
- This Ain't Dancing with the Stars XXX (2010)
- Not Charlie's Angels XXX (2010) as Bosley
- Alice (2010) as The Pimp
- Not Really... The Dukes of Hazzard: A Hardcore Parody (2010) as The Balladeer (voice)
- Not M*A*S*H XXX (2010)
- Not the Bradys XXX: Bradys Meet the Partridge Family (2010) as Danny
- Saw: A Hardcore Parody (2010) as Detective Roush
- This Ain't Glee XXX (2010) as Principal Biggins
- 2040 (2009)
- This Ain't Happy Days XXX (2009)
- This Ain't Happy Days XXX: Fonzie Luvs Pinky (2009) as Howard Cunningham
- Not Three's Company XXX (2009)
- Flight Attendants (2009) as Terrance - Gay Attendant
- This Ain't the Partridge Family XXX (2009) as Ruben
- Not Bewitched XXX (2008) as Larry
- Gotcha! (2008)
- Co-Ed Confidential (2007) as Film Professor
- Stripped: Ava Rose (2007) as Tommy
- AVN Awards as Self
- Scissors: Chapter 2 as Captain Noonan
Frequently Asked Questions
What movies or TV shows is James Bartholet best known for?
James Bartholet is widely recognized for notable roles and projects including Scissors (2025), Scissors (2025), Black Rainbow (1989), AVN Awards.
When and where was James Bartholet born?
James Bartholet was born on October 10, 1959 in Berkeley, California, USA.
How many credits does James Bartholet have?
James Bartholet has accumulated over 87 film and television credits across a career spanning from 2007 to 2025.
James Bartholet by the numbers
87credits
84films
3TV series
2007–2025active years
Age in their best-rated roles
- Scissors (2025) as Noonan — aged about 65
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