TBS East Broadcast Schedule

The Jokers hatch horrible revenge schemes on their office bullies, then put one poor contractor through the wringer as they attempt home improvement projects; tonight's loser will be gifted the world's finest douchemobile.

Attention shoppers; the Jokers make mischief by taking unflattering pictures of grocery store patrons, then posing as horrible employees at the Yeti store; tonight's loser must meet his fate in a punishment.

The Jokers play unprofessional actors in a fake commercial then make wild assumptions about other mall goers; one Joker breaks and is tasked with becoming the strictest security guard imaginable in his punishment.

The Jokers pretend to be medical students in training with standardized patient actors, then play the hero and break up a public fight, hoping to earn applause; one Joker has to put his hips where his mouth is and settle a bet of his own making.

Sal, Q and Murr flag down a Good Samaritan for help from their broken-down car, then impersonate corpses in a funeral home with Adam Ray.

When forced to pick a cheaper health care plan, Michael, rather than lose popularity points with his staff, shirks the responsibility to Dwight.

Michael tries to raise employee morale with a birthday party amid rumors of downsizing.

Michael and gang play the warehouse workers in a not-so-friendly game of basketball; Michael bets that the losers will have to work on Saturday.

Dwight, Michael and Jim all vie for the attention of an attractive woman who comes to the office to sell purses.

The Dunder Mifflin employees suffer through the annual office awards ceremony, The Dundies, hosted by Michael at their local watering hole, a Chili's restaurant.

Corporate office requires the staff go through sexual harassment training, but Michael worries that the new policy will make the office less fun for everyone.

While Michael and Dwight are away from the office, Jim and Pam organize an office Olympics where employees compete in ridiculous games.

A small fire in the kitchen forces the staff to wait in the parking lot; Jim suggests a game of Desert Island; Michael tries to impress Ryan.

Halloween is not much fun for Michael when he learns he must fire someone; Jim and Pam put Dwight's CV on the internet.

When Dwight karate-chops Michael in the stomach at work, a lunchtime rematch is quickly organized; things become awkward between Pam and Jim.

Sheldon and Missy learn about Georgie's pregnancy, and the whole family promises to keep it a secret.

As the church congregation gossips about Georgie, Missy stands up for her brother; Sheldon is distracted by the family drama.

Sheldon struggles to cope with his first signs of puberty; Mary and George Sr. both hunt for new jobs; Georgie and Meemaw take a business trip across the border.

George Sr. bails Meemaw and Georgie out of jail; Sheldon and Missy meet Mandy; Mary feels unwelcome at church.

Sheldon and Missy try to help the family's finances; Mary struggles to find her footing without the church.

Sheldon must choose sides in an ethical dilemma; Mary tries her hand at writing; Mandy needs a new place to live.

Monica fears Chandler has a sexual fetish involving sharks; Phoebe fears losing her boyfriend.

While Phoebe and Joey wait at a fancy restaurant to celebrate Phoebe's birthday, Rachel is afraid to leave her infant with a babysitter; Monica and Chandler also fail to arrive on time after they fight over Chandler's urge to resume smoking.

Ross mocks Rachel's new male nanny (Freddie Prinze Jr.); Chandler becomes upset when Monica says that somebody from her job is the funniest guy she's ever met.

Chandler and Joey find a videotape while checking out Richard's apartment; Ross sings Emma an off-color lullaby.

Rachel has a bone to pick with her self-centered sister (Christina Applegate) on Thanksgiving; Monica protects her good wedding china; Joey forgets to join his TV cast mates for the Thanksgiving parade.

Rachel impulsively gives her telephone number to a handsome guy but worries he will call when Ross is there.

Monica fears the worst when she learns Chandler will be spending Christmas in Tulsa working on a deadline with a beautiful co-worker (Selma Blair).

When Rachel visits her workplace to show off baby Emma, she is surprised to find a handsome temporary worker, Gavin, who has been doing her job while she was on maternity leave; their immediate war of wills prompts Rachel to make a rash decision that she could regret; Joey arranges for Phoebe to get a job as an extra on his daytime drama series, but she wreaks havoc on the set. And, having quit hi

Monica invites Rachel's workplace rival (Dermot Mulroney) to her birthday party; Joey flirts with Emma's new nanny (Melissa George); Phoebe and Mike (Paul Rudd) take care of a litter of rats.

Monica exults in the applause she receives on karaoke night, unaware that the cheering audience can see through her blouse.

Joey and Phoebe conspire to send Rachel and Ross on disastrous blind dates; the ovulating Monica wants to get intimate with Chandler.

Joey stumbles upon a way to impress a famous actor (Jeff Goldblum) during an audition; Ross learns the identity of a long-ago mugger; Chandler accepts an internship at a shoe company.

Both Monica and Chandler secretly approach Joey for a loan; Phoebe invites Mike (Paul Rudd) to move in with her; Rachel baby-proofs the apartment.

Sheldon and Amy build a blanket fort -- and come to a crossroads in their relationship; Wolowitz meets a half-brother he didn't know he had; Leonard and Penny have an argument during an appearance on Wil Wheaton's podcast.

Pedro Martinez, Curtis Granderson and Jimmy Rollins join host Adam Lefkoe as they recap the day in MLB.

Pedro Martinez, Curtis Granderson and Jimmy Rollins join host Adam Lefkoe as they discuss the upcoming MLB slate.

American League Championship Series, Game 3.

Pedro Martinez, Curtis Granderson and Jimmy Rollins join host Adam Lefkoe as they recap the day in MLB.

Wolowitz questions his engineering skills after he and Sheldon can't get a toy drone to fly; a canceled flight puts Leonard's plans in jeopardy; Raj sets his parents against one another after he's cut off financially.

When Sheldon's and Leonard's mothers finally meet, personalities collide; Howard decides to do his share of the chores -- with a little help from his friends.

Michael and Jan try to land a new client by taking him out to Chili's; back in the office, Jim finds a script written by Michael and the workers cannot resist acting it out.

Everyone is on edge during performance review, including Michael, who steals the employee suggestion box to get ideas he can present to his boss.

When Michael begins monitoring their e-mails, he manages to upset all the employees.

After Michael suggests a game of "Yankee Swap" with the Secret Santa gifts, everyone fights over Michael's gift to Ryan, bringing morale to an all-time low.

When Michael takes the Mifflin crew on a motivational harbor cruise, things get out of hand and Michael ends up in the brig.

After he has an accident while using a grill, injured Michael demands attention from the entire Dunder Mifflin office.

Because Jim fears Michael will tell the others he likes Pam, he pretends to be Michael's best friend.

When someone stains the carpet in Michael's office, he begins to question his popularity among his staff.

When Jan conducts a seminar for the female employees, Michael takes the guys to the warehouse for some male bonding.

Michael visits corporate headquarters in New York on Valentine's Day.

When Dwight, who has a fear of public speaking, is asked to give a speech at a sales convention, he turns to Michael for help.

Michael strikes up a friendship with the 5-year-old daughter of his enemy when children visit the office.

Stan tries to get the family into shape for a neighborhood pool party; an accident leaves Stan humiliated.

Roger wants to be roasted on his birthday but ends up being distraught by the jokes; the Smith family goes on the run.

The unlikely pair of Steve and Laura teams up on a science project.

Steve (Jaleel White) amazes everyone when he stands up to a bully in school; with JoMarie Payton-France.

Sheldon makes a terrifying mathematical discovery while tutoring Billy; Mary is jealous of Missy's relationship with Mandy and MeeMaw.

At college, Sheldon decides to expand his responsibilities and become a dorm resident adviser; Meemaw and Dale make a sketchy business deal; Mary and George Sr. rekindle their romance.

George Sr. is asked to help with the football team; Mandy discovers Georgie and Meemaw's secret business.

Sheldon's search for a comic book leads him to a breakthrough; Georgie and Mandy have an uncomfortable first encounter with her parents.

Sheldon's database invention puts him at odds with the university; the church takes issue with Meemaw's video store.

Sheldon considers dropping out of college to focus on building his database; George Sr. is frustrated when someone else gets credit for his football wins.

Ross and Chandler trade barbed insults on their alma mater's Website; Phoebe's resolve not to call ex-boyfriend Mike (Paul Rudd) weakens.

The gang buys scads of lottery tickets for the multimillion-dollar jackpot; Rachel suspects baby Emma is on the verge of saying her first word.

Rachel's visit to a soap opera set inspires her to dream about Joey; Chandler takes Ross on a weekend getaway after Monica cannot take time off from work.

Ross invites an attractive paleontologist (Aisha Tyler) to a rooftop "Days of Our Lives" party being thrown by Joey.