---
title: "The Maiden Heist"
year: 2009
canonical_url: "https://www.archytele.com/show/the-maiden-heist-2009"
media_type: "movie"
tmdb_id: 24271
imdb_id: null
status: "Unknown"
community_rating: 5.7
vote_count: 0
content_rating: "Unrated"
---

# The Maiden Heist (2009) — Television & Cinema Intelligence Dossier

> **Archytele Living Vault Canonical Record**: https://www.archytele.com/show/the-maiden-heist-2009

## Executive Summary & Cultural Positioning

The Maiden Heist is a film first released in 2009. Catalogued under Comedy, Crime.

## The Hook & The Verdict

**The Hook**: "Three museum security guards hatch a plan to steal back the artworks they love."

### Why Watch
- features a unique art heist plot involving museum guards
- combines comedy and crime genres

### Caveats & Content Note
- the guards are inexperienced thieves
- Tone & Suitability: This is a comedy and crime film rated PG-13 with a runtime of one hour and thirty-one minutes.

**Micro-Themes & Vibe Matrix**: comedy, crime

## Streaming Availability Matrix

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## Canonical Frequently Asked Questions

### Q: When was The Maiden Heist released?
The film was released on 05/29/2009 in the US.

### Q: What genres is the film classified under?
It is classified under comedy and crime.

### Q: What is the runtime of the film?
The film has a runtime of 1 hour and 31 minutes.

### Q: What is the premise of the film?
The comedy centers on three museum security guards who devise a plan to steal back the artworks they have become attached to after being transferred.

### Q: What is the MPAA rating of the film?
The film holds a PG-13 rating.

## Grounded Source Citations

- [The Maiden Heist — The Movie Database (TMDB)](https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/24271)
- [The Maiden Heist - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Maiden_Heist)

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