---
title: "The Crystal Cube"
year: 1983
canonical_url: "https://www.archytele.com/show/the-crystal-cube-1983"
media_type: "tv"
tmdb_id: 114081
imdb_id: null
status: "Pilot"
seasons_count: 1
episodes_count: 1
community_rating: 7.3
vote_count: 0
content_rating: "Unrated"
---

# The Crystal Cube (1983) — Television & Cinema Intelligence Dossier

> **Archytele Living Vault Canonical Record**: https://www.archytele.com/show/the-crystal-cube-1983

## Executive Summary & Cultural Positioning

The Crystal Cube is a 1983 comedy and sci-fi and fantasy production. It functions as a spoof science program that takes inspiration from shows such as Tomorrow's World and is hosted by the character Jackie Meld, played by Dame Emma Thompson.

As a satirical work, the program mimics the format of science broadcasting. The provided materials do not specify its broader cultural significance or detailed pacing beyond its classification as a comedy spoof.

## The Hook & The Verdict

**The Hook**: "A spoof science program hosted by Dame Emma Thompson as Jackie Meld."

### Why Watch
- Features a performance by Dame Emma Thompson
- Parodies science programs like Tomorrow's World
- Combines elements of comedy and sci-fi

### Caveats & Content Note
- The program is a spoof rather than a factual science show
- Tone & Suitability: The program is a comedic spoof with a tone rooted in science parody.

**Micro-Themes & Vibe Matrix**: #science-spoof, #1980s-comedy, #satirical-educational, #sci-fi-parody, #british-humor

## Streaming Availability Matrix

Direct streaming licensing updates dynamically. Consult the live tracking interface at https://www.archytele.com/show/the-crystal-cube-1983#watch.

## Creative Credits

- **Created by**: Hugh Laurie, Stephen Fry
- **Networks / Studios**: BBC Two

## Key Cast Continuity

- **Stephen Fry** as *Dr. Adrian Cowlacey / Various Roles*
- **Hugh Laurie** as *Max Belhaven / Various Roles*
- **Emma Thompson** as *Jackie Meld / Various Roles*
- **Robbie Coltrane** as *Martin Bealey*
- **John Savident** as *The Bishop of Horley, The Very Reverend Previous Lockhort*
- **Arthur Bostrom** as *Gareth, Gamma 0001*
- **Roy Heather** as *Gareth's Father, Mr. 0001*
- **Paul Shearer** as *Mike Liam*
- **Fanny Carby** as *Gareth's Mother, Mrs. 0001*

## Canonical Frequently Asked Questions

### Q: Where can I stream The Crystal Cube?
The provided sources do not list any streaming platforms for this program.

### Q: Is The Crystal Cube worth watching?
It may appeal to viewers who enjoy science parodies and the work of Dame Emma Thompson.

### Q: What is the binge duration of the series?
The provided materials do not list the number of episodes or the total runtime.

### Q: Which episodes are essential viewing?
The provided sources do not list individual episode titles or descriptions.

## Grounded Source Citations

- [The Crystal Cube — The Movie Database (TMDB)](https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/114081)
- [The Crystal Cube (1983) | ČSFD.cz](https://www.csfd.cz/film/206011-the-crystal-cube/prehled/)
- [The Crystal Cube (1983): Obsazení, herci, tvůrci a postavy…](https://www.kinobox.cz/film/351807-the-crystal-cube/tvurci)
- [The Crystal Cube (1983 - 1983) | DIV.cz](https://div.cz/serial/the-crystal-cube)

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*Generated by Archytele Open Intelligence Systems. Data verified against TMDB and JustWatch APIs.*