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title: "Seven Nuns in Kansas City"
year: 1973
canonical_url: "https://www.archytele.com/show/seven-nuns-in-kansas-city-1973"
media_type: "movie"
tmdb_id: 157693
imdb_id: "tt0274824"
status: "Released"
runtime_minutes: 90
community_rating: 6.0
vote_count: 3
content_rating: "Unrated"
---

# Seven Nuns in Kansas City (1973) — Television & Cinema Intelligence Dossier

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## Executive Summary & Cultural Positioning

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Title: Seven Nuns in Kansas City
Year: 1973
Genres: Comedy and Western
Runtime: 1h 30m
Characters: Gin, Whiskey Joe (two old drunks), two homosexual cowboys.
Plot: Gin and Whiskey Joe are old drunks with mules. They are in a personal fight. They find gold nuggets in a river. They decide to look for more using a map divided in half. Gangs of bandits hear the news. Bandits suspect the map holders are two homosexual cowboys. These cowboys seek refuge in a nunnery.
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        Seven Nuns in Kansas City is a 1973 film categorized as a comedy and western. The movie has a runtime of 1 hour and 30 minutes. The story involves two old drunks known as Gin and Whiskey Joe. While traveling with their mules and engaged in a personal fight, the two men discover gold nuggets in a river. Following this discovery, they decide to

## The Hook & The Verdict

## Streaming Availability Matrix

| Region | Stream (Subscription) | Free / Ads | Rent / Buy |
| :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- |
| **United States (US)** | Amazon Prime Video, Amazon Prime Video with Ads | Amazon Prime Video Free with Ads, Tubi TV | Amazon Video, Fandango At Home |
| **Canada (CA)** | None | Tubi TV | None |

## Creative Credits

- **Directed by**: Marcello Zeani

## Key Cast Continuity

- **Lea Gargano** as *Jessica*
- **Ugo Fangareggi** as *Dave*
- **Enzo Maggio** as *Gin*
- **Enzo Pulcrano** as *Whiskey Joe*
- **Antonio Di Leo** as *Bob*
- **Irta D'Angelis**
- **Bruno Boschetti** as *Sam*
- **Sergio Serafini**
- **Edmondo Tieghi** as *Marrisson Right Hand*
- **Salvatore Baccaro** as *Bart Henchman*

## Canonical Frequently Asked Questions

### Q: Where can I stream or watch Seven Nuns in Kansas City online?
Seven Nuns in Kansas City is currently available to watch or stream on Amazon Prime Video, Amazon Prime Video with Ads, Amazon Video, Fandango At Home. Check our live regional availability tracker above for latest direct streaming, subscription, rent, or purchase options.

### Q: Is Seven Nuns in Kansas City worth watching?
Seven Nuns in Kansas City holds a community rating of 6.0/10 based on 3 verified viewer ratings. It offers engaging Comedy, Western for fans of the genre.

### Q: How long is the movie Seven Nuns in Kansas City and when was it released?
Seven Nuns in Kansas City is a feature film with a runtime of 90 minutes. It was released in 1973. Release status: Released.

### Q: Who directed Seven Nuns in Kansas City?
Seven Nuns in Kansas City was directed by Marcello Zeani.

## Grounded Source Citations

- [Seven Nuns in Kansas City — The Movie Database (TMDB)](https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/157693)

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