---
title: "Scorched"
year: 2003
canonical_url: "https://www.archytele.com/show/scorched-2003"
media_type: "movie"
tmdb_id: 4613
imdb_id: "tt0286947"
status: "Released"
runtime_minutes: 95
community_rating: 5.5
vote_count: 137
content_rating: "PG-13"
---

# Scorched (2003) — Television & Cinema Intelligence Dossier

> **Archytele Living Vault Canonical Record**: https://www.archytele.com/show/scorched-2003

## Executive Summary & Cultural Positioning

Scorched is a 2003 American crime comedy film directed by Gavin Grazer and starring Alicia Silverstone, Rachael Leigh Cook, Woody Harrelson, and John Cleese. The story follows several disgruntled or mischievous employees of a bank in a small deserted town who all make plans to rob it at the same time, without knowing about each other's schemes.

Running for 1 hour and 35 minutes with a PG-13 rating, the film blends crime and comedy elements around its simultaneous heist premise. It offers a lighthearted ensemble approach to a chaotic small-town bank robbery plot.

## The Hook & The Verdict

**The Hook**: "Three mischievous bank employees independently plan to rob their own workplace on the exact same night."

### Why Watch
- Features a comedic crime premise involving simultaneous, secret bank robberies by coworkers.
- Boasts a notable cast including Alicia Silverstone, Rachael Leigh Cook, Woody Harrelson, and John Cleese.
- Directed by Gavin Grazer as a 2003 American feature film.

### Caveats & Content Note
- It has a PG-13 rating and a runtime of 1 hour and 35 minutes, which may not appeal to viewers looking for R-rated intensity or longer epics.
- Tone & Suitability: The film combines comedy and crime elements with a runtime of 1 hour and 35 minutes, suitable for viewers seeking a PG-13 comedic feature.

**Micro-Themes & Vibe Matrix**: #bank-robbery, #crime-comedy, #small-town, #workplace-heist, #ensemble-cast, #dark-humor

## Streaming Availability Matrix

| Region | Stream (Subscription) | Free / Ads | Rent / Buy |
| :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- |
| **United States (US)** | Amazon Prime Video, Amazon Prime Video with Ads | Hoopla, Fawesome | Amazon Video, Apple TV Store, Fandango At Home |
| **United Kingdom (GB)** | Amazon Prime Video, Amazon Prime Video with Ads | Amazon Prime Video Free with Ads, Plex, Amazon MX Player | Rakuten TV, Amazon Video |
| **Canada (CA)** | None | Hoopla | Apple TV Store |

## Creative Credits

- **Directed by**: Gavin Grazer
- **Networks / Studios**: Eclipse Catering, Code Entertainment, Neverland Films

## Key Cast Continuity

- **Alicia Silverstone** as *Sheila Rilo*
- **Rachael Leigh Cook** as *Shmally*
- **Woody Harrelson** as *Jason 'Woods' Valley*
- **John Cleese** as *Charles Merchant*
- **David Krumholtz** as *Max*
- **Joshua Leonard** as *Rick*
- **Ivan Sergei** as *Marc*
- **Paulo Costanzo** as *Stuart 'Stu' Stein*
- **Marcus Thomas** as *Carter Doleman*
- **Jeffrey Tambor** as *Bank Employer*

## Canonical Frequently Asked Questions

### Q: Where to stream Scorched?
Streaming availability details can be checked on platforms such as TMDB and Plex, though specific current providers are not listed in the text.

### Q: Whether it is worth watching?
It may be worth watching if you enjoy crime comedies featuring a cast that includes Woody Harrelson and John Cleese.

### Q: What is the binge duration?
The film has a total runtime of 1 hour and 35 minutes.

### Q: What are the essential episodes?
Scorched is a feature film rather than a television series, so it does not consist of episodes.

## Grounded Source Citations

- [Scorched — The Movie Database (TMDB)](https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/4613)
- [Scorched (2003) - Full cast & crew - IMDb](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0286947/fullcredits/)
- [Scorched (2003 film) - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scorched_(2003_film))
- [Scorched (2003) - Cast & Crew — The Movie Database (TMDB)](https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/4613-scorched/cast)
- [Scorched (2003) Full Cast & Crew - Plex](https://watch.plex.tv/movie/scorched-2003/credits)

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