---
title: "Scary Movie 5"
year: 2013
canonical_url: "https://www.archytele.com/show/scary-movie-5-2013"
media_type: "movie"
tmdb_id: 4258
imdb_id: "tt0795461"
status: "Released"
runtime_minutes: 86
community_rating: 4.8
vote_count: 3092
content_rating: "PG-13"
---

# Scary Movie 5 (2013) — Television & Cinema Intelligence Dossier

> **Archytele Living Vault Canonical Record**: https://www.archytele.com/show/scary-movie-5-2013

## Executive Summary & Cultural Positioning

Scary Movie 5 is a 2013 American parody film directed by Malcolm D. Lee and written by David Zucker and Pat Proft. It is the fifth installment in the Scary Movie film series and serves as a standalone sequel to Scary Movie 4. The film stars Simon Rex, Ashley French, Charlie Sheen, and Gracie Whitton. The plot centers on Dan and Jody, a couple who begin to experience unusual and sinister paranormal activities after forming a new family. As they attempt to deal with these disturbances, Dan and Jody install home-surveillance cameras and discover they are being stalked by an evil dead demon. The film parodies horror tropes and supernatural-themed movies, incorporating elements such as demonic possession and home security systems. It was released without a theatrical sequel and is available for streaming on platforms such as Pluto TV.

## The Hook & The Verdict

**The Hook**: "A couple faces paranormal chaos after adopting three kids."

### Why Watch
- humorous take on horror tropes
- familiar faces in comedic roles
- lighthearted paranormal premise

### Caveats & Content Note
- limited scares for horror fans
- repetitive parody elements
- Tone & Suitability: Suitable for teens and adults who enjoy comedic horror without intense scares.

**Micro-Themes & Vibe Matrix**: parody, supernatural, comedic, mischievous, campy

## Streaming Availability Matrix

| Region | Stream (Subscription) | Free / Ads | Rent / Buy |
| :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- |
| **United States (US)** | fuboTV, Paramount Plus Premium, Paramount Plus Essential, Paramount+ Amazon Channel, YouTube TV, Paramount+ Roku Premium Channel, MovieSphere+ Amazon Channel | None | Amazon Video, Apple TV Store, Google Play Movies |
| **United Kingdom (GB)** | Amazon Prime Video, Paramount Plus, Paramount+ Amazon Channel, Amazon Prime Video with Ads, Paramount Plus Premium, Paramount Plus Basic with Ads | None | Apple TV Store, Rakuten TV, Amazon Video |
| **Canada (CA)** | Amazon Prime Video, Paramount Plus, Paramount+ Amazon Channel, Amazon Prime Video with Ads, Paramount Plus Premium, Paramount Plus Basic with Ads | Crave | Apple TV Store, CosmoGo, Amazon Video |
| **Australia (AU)** | Stan, Lionsgate+ Amazon Channels | None | JustWatch TV, Apple TV Store, Amazon Video |

## Creative Credits

- **Directed by**: Malcolm D. Lee
- **Networks / Studios**: Dimension Films, Brad Grey Pictures

## Key Cast Continuity

- **Ashley French** as *Jody Sanders*
- **Simon Rex** as *Dan Sanders*
- **Gracie Whitton** as *Kathy*
- **Ava Kolker** as *Lily*
- **Erica Ash** as *Kendra Brooks*
- **Heather Locklear** as *Barbara*
- **Lidia Porto** as *Maria*
- **Molly Shannon** as *Heather Darcy*
- **Lindsay Lohan** as *Lindsay Lohan*
- **Josh Robert Thompson** as *Narrator (voice)*

## Canonical Frequently Asked Questions

### Q: Is Scary Movie 5 a standalone film?
Yes, it is a standalone sequel and does not require viewing previous installments.

### Q: Who directed Scary Movie 5?
Malcolm D. Lee directed the film, with writing by David Zucker and Pat Proft.

### Q: What is the plot of Scary Movie 5?
A couple experiences paranormal disturbances after taking in three orphaned children.

### Q: Does the movie feature famous actors?
Yes, it includes actors such as Charlie Sheen, Simon Rex, and Ashley French.

### Q: Where can I watch Scary Movie 5?
The film is available on streaming platforms like Netflix.

## Grounded Source Citations

- [15 Scary Videos with Horrifying Encounters - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8vlFr9xyXA)
- [Scary Movie 5 - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scary_Movie_5)
- [Scary Movie 5 (2013) - IMDb](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0795461)
- [Scary Games Play on CrazyGames](https://www.crazygames.com/t/scary)
- [200 Best Horror Movies of All Time | Rotten Tomatoes](https://editorial.rottentomatoes.com/guide/best-horror-movies-of-all-time/)
- [Watch Scary Movie 5 for Free Online | Pluto TV](https://pluto.tv/us/on-demand/movies/6a0dc6d787a403a7cfd348dd)

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