---
title: "Nobody's Baby"
year: 2001
canonical_url: "https://www.archytele.com/show/nobody-s-baby-2001"
media_type: "movie"
tmdb_id: 48345
imdb_id: "tt0215516"
status: "Released"
runtime_minutes: 110
community_rating: 5.2
vote_count: 29
content_rating: "R"
---

# Nobody's Baby (2001) — Television & Cinema Intelligence Dossier

> **Archytele Living Vault Canonical Record**: https://www.archytele.com/show/nobody-s-baby-2001

## Executive Summary & Cultural Positioning

Nobody's Baby is a 2001 comedy film that follows two not so bright small time crooks, Billy and Buford, who end up with a baby girl by accident. As Billy takes on the role of caring for the child and others in their circle push to do their best, Buford initially wants to get rid of her. They eventually conspire to rob a pawn shop for money, only to accidentally become heroes by stopping a heist already in play.

The film stars Skeet Ulrich and Gary Oldman, with a runtime of one hour and fifty minutes and an R rating. Released in the United States on January 21, 2001, it blends comedic crime elements with a heartwarming transformation as the two minor criminals navigate their unexpected parental responsibilities.

## The Hook & The Verdict

**The Hook**: "Two small-time crooks find their lives changed after accidentally ending up with a baby girl."

### Why Watch
- Skeet Ulrich stars as Billy, the crook who steps up to care for the child.
- Gary Oldman stars as Buford, the crook who initially wants to get rid of the baby.
- Features a plot involving a pawn shop heist where the characters end up as heroes.

### Caveats & Content Note
- The film centers on two not-so-bright small-time crooks which may not appeal to viewers seeking sophisticated capers.
- Tone & Suitability: The film runs for one hour and fifty minutes and carries an R rating.

**Micro-Themes & Vibe Matrix**: #small-time-crooks, #accidental-parents, #pawn-shop-robbery, #unlikely-heroes, #comedy

## Streaming Availability Matrix

| Region | Stream (Subscription) | Free / Ads | Rent / Buy |
| :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- |
| **United States (US)** | Amazon Prime Video, Amazon Prime Video with Ads, Howdy Amazon Channel | Hoopla, Fawesome | Amazon Video |
| **United Kingdom (GB)** | None | Tubi TV | None |
| **Canada (CA)** | None | Crave | None |
| **Australia (AU)** | None | Tubi TV | None |

## Creative Credits

- **Directed by**: David Seltzer
- **Networks / Studios**: Millennium Films, SE8 Group, Front Street Pictures

## Key Cast Continuity

- **Skeet Ulrich** as *Billy Raedeen*
- **Gary Oldman** as *Buford Dill*
- **Radha Mitchell** as *Shauna Louise*
- **Peter Greene** as *Vern*
- **Matthew Modine** as *Sonny*
- **Caroline Aaron** as *Doktor*
- **Anna Gunn** as *Stormy*
- **Mary Steenburgen** as *Estelle*
- **Gordon Tootoosis** as *Dog Havasu*
- **Ed O'Neill** as *Norman Pinkney*

## Canonical Frequently Asked Questions

### Q: Where to stream Nobody's Baby?
Streaming availability is listed on the Movie Database platform under the Watch Now section.

### Q: Is it worth watching?
It is worth watching if you enjoy 2001 comedies starring Skeet Ulrich and Gary Oldman as bumbling criminals.

### Q: What is the runtime?
The film has a runtime of one hour and fifty minutes.

### Q: Who are the main characters?
The main characters are Billy, played by Ulrich, and Buford, played by Oldman.

## Grounded Source Citations

- [Nobody's Baby — The Movie Database (TMDB)](https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/48345)
- [Nobody's Baby (2001) - Full cast & crew - IMDb](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0215516/fullcredits/)
- [Nobody's Baby (2001 film) - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nobody%27s_Baby_(2001_film))
- [Nobody's Baby (2001) - Cast & Crew — The Movie Database (TMDB)](https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/48345-nobody-s-baby/cast)

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