---
title: "Love Don't Co$t a Thing"
year: 2003
canonical_url: "https://www.archytele.com/show/love-don-t-co-t-a-thing-2003"
media_type: "movie"
tmdb_id: 21542
imdb_id: "tt0337592"
status: "Released"
runtime_minutes: 100
community_rating: 7.7
vote_count: 715
content_rating: "PG-13"
---

# Love Don't Co$t a Thing (2003) — Television & Cinema Intelligence Dossier

> **Archytele Living Vault Canonical Record**: https://www.archytele.com/show/love-don-t-co-t-a-thing-2003

## Executive Summary & Cultural Positioning

The film Love Don't Co$t a Thing is a story that takes place in a high school setting. A high school outcast is the main character in this story. This individual is not part of the popular crowd and is considered an outcast by their peers. In an effort to change their social status, the outcast comes up with a plan. The plan involves paying a cheerleader to pose as their girlfriend. The goal of this arrangement is for the outcast to be considered cool by their peers. The cheerleader agrees to pose as the outcast's girlfriend, and the story unfolds from there. The film explores the consequences of this arrangement and how it affects the characters involved. The story is a commentary on social status and relationships in a high school setting. The plot is driven by the characters' desires to fit in and be accepted by their peers.

## The Hook & The Verdict

**The Hook**: "A high school outcast pays a cheerleader to pose as his girlfriend to gain popularity."

### Why Watch
- features a high school social dynamic storyline
- explores themes of popularity and authenticity

### Caveats & Content Note
- relies on a classic setup about pretending to date
- deals with high school social pressures
- Tone & Suitability: The film carries a PG-13 rating and includes comedy, drama, family, and romance themes suitable for a teen audience.

**Micro-Themes & Vibe Matrix**: comedy, drama, family, romance

## Streaming Availability Matrix

| Region | Stream (Subscription) | Free / Ads | Rent / Buy |
| :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- |
| **United States (US)** | None | None | Amazon Video, Apple TV Store, Google Play Movies |
| **United Kingdom (GB)** | None | None | Apple TV Store, Amazon Video, Google Play Movies |
| **Canada (CA)** | None | None | Apple TV Store, Google Play Movies, CosmoGo |
| **Australia (AU)** | None | None | Apple TV Store, Amazon Video, Google Play Movies |

## Creative Credits

- **Directed by**: Troy Byer
- **Networks / Studios**: CRML Productions, Alcon Entertainment, Burg/Koules Productions

## Key Cast Continuity

- **Nick Cannon** as *Alvin Johnson*
- **Christina Milian** as *Paris Morgan*
- **Kenan Thompson** as *Walter Colley*
- **Kal Penn** as *Kenneth Warman*
- **Steve Harvey** as *Clarence Johnson*
- **Vanessa Bell Calloway** as *Vivian Johnson*
- **Reagan Gomez-Preston** as *Olivia*
- **Nicole Scherzinger** as *Champagne Girl*
- **Melissa Schuman** as *Zoe Parks*
- **Nichole Galicia** as *Yvonne Freeman*

## Canonical Frequently Asked Questions

### Q: What is the release year of the film?
The film was released in 2003.

### Q: Who wrote and directed the film?
The film was written and directed by Troy Byer.

### Q: What genres are associated with the film?
The film is categorized as comedy, drama, family, and romance.

### Q: What is the runtime of the movie?
The movie has a runtime of 1 hour and 40 minutes.

### Q: What is the basic premise of the story?
A high school outcast pays a cheerleader to pose as his girlfriend so he can be considered cool.

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