---
title: "Kidney Thieves"
year: 2006
canonical_url: "https://www.archytele.com/show/kidney-thieves-2006"
media_type: "movie"
tmdb_id: 402293
imdb_id: "tt0846705"
status: "Released"
runtime_minutes: 8
community_rating: 0.0
vote_count: 0
content_rating: "Unrated"
---

# Kidney Thieves (2006) — Television & Cinema Intelligence Dossier

> **Archytele Living Vault Canonical Record**: https://www.archytele.com/show/kidney-thieves-2006

## Executive Summary & Cultural Positioning

Kidney Thieves is a 2006 comedy short film directed by Toby Wilkins and written by Ben Acker. The film stars Ethan Embry, Paget Brewster, and Paul F. Tompkins in a story about a man who awakens to surprising news from the people who tried to steal his kidneys.

The film has a total runtime of 8 minutes and was released in the United States on October 20, 2006. As a short work featuring a notable comedic cast, it offers a quick viewing experience built around its singular comedic premise.

## The Hook & The Verdict

**The Hook**: "A man wakes up to surprising news delivered by the very individuals who attempted to steal his kidneys."

### Why Watch
- Features a cast that includes Ethan Embry, Paget Brewster, and Paul F. Tompkins.
- Directed by Toby Wilkins and written by Ben Acker.
- Provides a quick-to-watch runtime of 8 minutes.

### Caveats & Content Note
- It has a very short runtime of only 8 minutes.
- Tone & Suitability: The tone is comedic and the pacing is brief, suitable for viewers looking for an 8-minute short film.

**Micro-Themes & Vibe Matrix**: #comedy, #short-film, #crime-comedy, #dark-comedy, #thriller-parody

## Streaming Availability Matrix

Direct streaming licensing updates dynamically. Consult the live tracking interface at https://www.archytele.com/show/kidney-thieves-2006#watch.

## Creative Credits

- **Directed by**: Toby Wilkins
- **Networks / Studios**: Case Sensitive Films

## Key Cast Continuity

- **Ethan Embry** as *Guy*
- **Paget Brewster** as *Melinda*
- **Paul F. Tompkins** as *Dr. Fong*

## Canonical Frequently Asked Questions

### Q: Where can I stream Kidney Thieves?
Streaming availability is not provided in the source material.

### Q: Is Kidney Thieves worth watching?
It is an 8-minute comedy short directed by Toby Wilkins and starring Ethan Embry, Paget Brewster, and Paul F. Tompkins.

### Q: What is the binge duration?
The film has a total runtime of 8 minutes.

### Q: What are the essential episodes?
Kidney Thieves is a standalone short film rather than a series with episodes.

## Grounded Source Citations

- [Kidney Thieves — The Movie Database (TMDB)](https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/402293)
- [Kidney Thieves (2006) - Cast & Crew — The Movie Database (TMDB)](https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/402293-kidney-thieves/cast)
- [Kidney Thieves (Short 2006) - IMDb](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0846705/)
- [Kidney Thieves (2006) - Full Cast and Crew - Moviefone](https://www.moviefone.com/movie/kidney-thieves/f2FyAqDziPXTTUZHbo6KC1/credits/)

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