---
title: "Illegal Aliens"
year: 2007
canonical_url: "https://www.archytele.com/show/illegal-aliens-2007"
media_type: "movie"
tmdb_id: 46329
imdb_id: "tt0758754"
status: "Released"
runtime_minutes: 96
community_rating: 4.2
vote_count: 19
content_rating: "R"
---

# Illegal Aliens (2007) — Television & Cinema Intelligence Dossier

> **Archytele Living Vault Canonical Record**: https://www.archytele.com/show/illegal-aliens-2007

## Executive Summary & Cultural Positioning

Illegal Aliens is a 2007 science fiction comedy film starring Anna Nicole Smith and former professional wrestler Joanie Laurer. The film was released in the United States on May 1, 2007, and marked the final film appearance of Anna Nicole Smith. The story follows three aliens that morph into women and arrive to protect the earth from the intergalactic forces of evil. Guided by their holographic mentor named Syntax, the illegal aliens use various tricks and outfits to accomplish their mission. The production pokes fun at Hollywood and pays tribute to bad movies. The cast includes Anna Nicole Smith as Lucy, Joanie Laurer also known as Chyna as Rex, Lenise Soren as Cameron, and Gladise Jimenez as Drew. Upon its release, the film received negative reviews.

## The Hook & The Verdict

## Streaming Availability Matrix

| Region | Stream (Subscription) | Free / Ads | Rent / Buy |
| :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- |
| **United States (US)** | Amazon Prime Video, Amazon Prime Video with Ads | Xumo Play, Tubi TV | Amazon Video, Fandango At Home |
| **United Kingdom (GB)** | Amazon Prime Video, Amazon Prime Video with Ads | Tubi TV, Amazon Prime Video Free with Ads, Amazon MX Player | Amazon Video |
| **Canada (CA)** | None | Tubi TV | None |
| **Australia (AU)** | None | Tubi TV | Amazon Video |

## Creative Credits

- **Directed by**: David Giancola
- **Networks / Studios**: Edgewood Studios

## Key Cast Continuity

- **Chyna** as *Rex*
- **Anna Nicole Smith** as *Lucy*
- **Lenise Sorén** as *Cameron*
- **Gladise Jimenez** as *Drew*
- **Kevin McGuire** as *Syntax*
- **Patrick Burleigh** as *Max Sperling*
- **Michael J. Valentine** as *Valentine*
- **Dennis Lemoine** as *Ray*
- **Mark 'Woody' Keppel** as *Vinnie*
- **Ben Coello** as *Director*

## Canonical Frequently Asked Questions

### Q: Where can I stream or watch Illegal Aliens online?
Illegal Aliens is currently available to watch or stream on Amazon Prime Video, Amazon Prime Video with Ads, Amazon Video, Fandango At Home. Check our live regional availability tracker above for latest direct streaming, subscription, rent, or purchase options.

### Q: Is Illegal Aliens worth watching?
Illegal Aliens holds a community rating of 4.2/10 based on 19 verified viewer ratings. It offers engaging Comedy, Science Fiction for fans of the genre.

### Q: How long is the movie Illegal Aliens and when was it released?
Illegal Aliens is a feature film with a runtime of 96 minutes. It was released in 2007. Release status: Released.

### Q: Who directed Illegal Aliens?
Illegal Aliens was directed by David Giancola.

## Grounded Source Citations

- [Illegal Aliens — The Movie Database (TMDB)](https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/46329)
- [Illegal Aliens (2007) - Full cast & crew - IMDb](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0758754/fullcredits/)
- [Illegal Aliens (film) - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illegal_Aliens_(film))
- [Illegal Aliens (2007) - Cast & Crew — The Movie Database (TMDB)](https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/46329-illegal-aliens/cast)
- [Illegal Aliens Cast: Chyna, Anna Nicole Smith, Lenise Sorén](https://www.moviefone.com/movie/illegal-aliens/27433/credits/)

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