---
title: "Holy Water"
year: 2009
canonical_url: "https://www.archytele.com/show/holy-water-2009"
media_type: "movie"
tmdb_id: 38932
imdb_id: "tt1292652"
status: "Released"
runtime_minutes: 93
community_rating: 5.7
vote_count: 72
content_rating: "Unrated"
---

# Holy Water (2009) — Television & Cinema Intelligence Dossier

> **Archytele Living Vault Canonical Record**: https://www.archytele.com/show/holy-water-2009

## Executive Summary & Cultural Positioning

Holy Water is a comedy film released in 2009 with a run time of one hour and thirty three minutes. The village of Kilcoulins Leap was once a thriving spa town, and was home to a famous Holy Well, but now offers little by way of employment for its people, and its decline seems inexorable. When local Postie, Podger Byrnes, comes up with a plan to hijack a consignment of Viagra, and sell it on the open market in Amsterdam, his friends are desperate enough to try it. Not counting on the muscular response of Viagra's makers, the boys panic and hide the lorry load of Viagra down the town's Holy Well.

## The Hook & The Verdict

## Streaming Availability Matrix

| Region | Stream (Subscription) | Free / Ads | Rent / Buy |
| :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- |
| **United States (US)** | Amazon Prime Video, Amazon Prime Video with Ads | Fawesome | Amazon Video |
| **United Kingdom (GB)** | Netflix, Amazon Prime Video, Disney Plus, Icon Film Amazon Channel, Netflix Standard with Ads, Amazon Prime Video with Ads | Rakuten TV, Amazon Prime Video Free with Ads, Plex, Amazon MX Player | Apple TV Store, Amazon Video, Sky Store |
| **Canada (CA)** | None | Tubi TV, Plex | None |
| **Australia (AU)** | None | Tubi TV, Plex | Amazon Video |

## Creative Credits

- **Directed by**: Tom Reeve
- **Networks / Studios**: Centurion, Feature Productions

## Key Cast Continuity

- **John Lynch** as *Tom Gaffney*
- **Cornelius Clarke** as *Podger Byrnes*
- **Lochlann Ó Mearáin** as *Donal O'Connell*
- **Cian Barry** as *Sean Casey*
- **Susan Lynch** as *Geraldine Gaffney*
- **Deirdre Mullins** as *Kate Mulvey*
- **Linda Hamilton** as *Cory Williams*
- **Tommy Lister Jr.** as *SixPac Jordan*
- **Stanley Townsend** as *Inspector Brian Hogan*
- **Angeline Ball** as *PC Anne Mooney*

## Canonical Frequently Asked Questions

### Q: Where can I stream or watch Holy Water online?
Holy Water is currently available to watch or stream on Amazon Prime Video, Amazon Prime Video with Ads, Amazon Video, The Roku Channel. Check our live regional availability tracker above for latest direct streaming, subscription, rent, or purchase options.

### Q: Is Holy Water worth watching?
Holy Water holds a community rating of 5.7/10 based on 72 verified viewer ratings. It offers engaging Comedy for fans of the genre.

### Q: How long is the movie Holy Water and when was it released?
Holy Water is a feature film with a runtime of 93 minutes. It was released in 2009. Release status: Released.

### Q: Who directed Holy Water?
Holy Water was directed by Tom Reeve.

## Grounded Source Citations

- [Holy Water — The Movie Database (TMDB)](https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/38932)
- [Holy Water (2009)](https://www.themoviedb.org/)

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