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title: "Goldberg & Eisenberg"
year: 2013
canonical_url: "https://www.archytele.com/show/goldberg-eisenberg-2013"
media_type: "movie"
tmdb_id: 221432
imdb_id: "tt2621664"
status: "Released"
runtime_minutes: 90
community_rating: 4.5
vote_count: 4
content_rating: "Unrated"
---

# Goldberg & Eisenberg (2013) — Television & Cinema Intelligence Dossier

> **Archytele Living Vault Canonical Record**: https://www.archytele.com/show/goldberg-eisenberg-2013

## Executive Summary & Cultural Positioning

Topic: Film "Goldberg & Eisenberg" (2013).
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Title: Goldberg & Eisenberg
Year: 2013
Release Date (IL): 09/20/2013
Genres: Thriller, Horror, and Drama
Runtime: 1h 30m
Goldberg: Short, thin, wears glasses, lonely, mediocre computer programmer, lives in Tel Aviv, searches online for a girlfriend, has a dog named Audrey.
Eisenberg: Thug, tall, fat, approaching middle age, not completely sane, spends days in Meir Park, harasses bystanders, does business with petty thieves and small-time criminals.
Plot point: The two cross paths, and Eisenberg decides they should start hanging out.
Attempt 1 (Mental Outline):
        Goldberg & Eisenberg is a 2013 film categorized as a thriller, horror, and drama. It has a runtime of 1 hour and 30 minutes. The film was released in Israel on September 20, 2013. Goldberg

## The Hook & The Verdict

## Streaming Availability Matrix

| Region | Stream (Subscription) | Free / Ads | Rent / Buy |
| :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- |
| **United States (US)** | Philo, Fandor Amazon Channel, Midnight Pulp, Midnight Pulp Amazon Channel, Cineverse Amazon Channel | Cineverse | Amazon Video |
| **United Kingdom (GB)** | Amazon Prime Video, Shudder Amazon Channel, Amazon Prime Video with Ads | Amazon Prime Video Free with Ads, Plex, Amazon MX Player | Amazon Video |
| **Canada (CA)** | None | Cineverse | None |
| **Australia (AU)** | None | None | Amazon Video |

## Creative Credits

- **Directed by**: Oren Carmi

## Key Cast Continuity

- **Yitzhak Laor** as *Goldberg*
- **Yahav Gal** as *Eisenberg*
- **Ronny Dotan** as *Noa*
- **Ori Halevy** as *Absalom*

## Canonical Frequently Asked Questions

### Q: Where can I stream or watch Goldberg & Eisenberg online?
Goldberg & Eisenberg is currently available to watch or stream on Philo, Fandor Amazon Channel, Midnight Pulp, Midnight Pulp Amazon Channel. Check our live regional availability tracker above for latest direct streaming, subscription, rent, or purchase options.

### Q: Is Goldberg & Eisenberg worth watching?
Goldberg & Eisenberg holds a community rating of 4.5/10 based on 4 verified viewer ratings. It offers engaging Thriller, Horror for fans of the genre.

### Q: How long is the movie Goldberg & Eisenberg and when was it released?
Goldberg & Eisenberg is a feature film with a runtime of 90 minutes. It was released in 2013. Release status: Released.

### Q: Who directed Goldberg & Eisenberg?
Goldberg & Eisenberg was directed by Oren Carmi.

## Grounded Source Citations

- [Goldberg & Eisenberg — The Movie Database (TMDB)](https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/221432)

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