---
title: "Don't Suck"
year: 2023
canonical_url: "https://www.archytele.com/show/don-t-suck-2023"
media_type: "movie"
tmdb_id: 1128474
imdb_id: "tt11306480"
status: "Released"
runtime_minutes: 100
community_rating: 4.9
vote_count: 9
content_rating: "Unrated"
---

# Don't Suck (2023) — Television & Cinema Intelligence Dossier

> **Archytele Living Vault Canonical Record**: https://www.archytele.com/show/don-t-suck-2023

## Executive Summary & Cultural Positioning

Don't Suck is a comedy and horror film released in the United States on December 1, 2023. The movie has a runtime of one hour and forty minutes, and is also classified under the drama genre. The story follows Pete Brennan, a middle-aged stand-up comedian who has spent half of his life chasing laughs in dingy dive bars and diners. When he is given a last shot at stardom to appear on a network special starring Russell Peters, he goes on tour to prepare. However, he is not prepared for his opening act, Ethan Barr, who is described as a four hundred seventeen-year-old vampire. This vampire recently unleashes his thirst for blood by devouring a gun-wielding heckler following a rough show. The film combines comedic elements with horror themes, and its promotional tagline is that his comedy bites.

## The Hook & The Verdict

## Streaming Availability Matrix

| Region | Stream (Subscription) | Free / Ads | Rent / Buy |
| :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- |
| **United States (US)** | Amazon Prime Video, Amazon Prime Video with Ads | Fawesome | Amazon Video, Google Play Movies, YouTube |
| **United Kingdom (GB)** | Amazon Prime Video, Amazon Prime Video with Ads | Tubi TV, Amazon Prime Video Free with Ads, Amazon MX Player | Amazon Video |
| **Canada (CA)** | Amazon Prime Video, Amazon Prime Video with Ads | Tubi TV | YouTube |
| **Australia (AU)** | Amazon Prime Video, Amazon Prime Video with Ads | Tubi TV | Amazon Video |

## Creative Credits

- **Directed by**: Raja Collins
- **Networks / Studios**: Fluffy Bear Studios

## Key Cast Continuity

- **Jamie Kennedy** as *Pete*
- **Matt Rife** as *Ethan*
- **Ellen Hollman** as *Stephanie*
- **Russell Peters** as *Russell Peters*
- **Lauren Compton** as *Scarlett*
- **Carrot Top** as *Carrot Top*
- **Lisa Wilcox** as *Peggy*
- **Maurice Compte** as *DJ Minky*
- **Jimmie Walker** as *Dale*
- **Lauren Shaw** as *Sarah*

## Canonical Frequently Asked Questions

### Q: Where can I stream or watch Don't Suck online?
Don't Suck is currently available to watch or stream on Amazon Prime Video, Amazon Prime Video with Ads, Amazon Video, Google Play Movies. Check our live regional availability tracker above for latest direct streaming, subscription, rent, or purchase options.

### Q: Is Don't Suck worth watching?
Don't Suck holds a community rating of 4.9/10 based on 9 verified viewer ratings. It offers engaging Comedy, Horror for fans of the genre.

### Q: How long is the movie Don't Suck and when was it released?
Don't Suck is a feature film with a runtime of 100 minutes. It was released in 2023. Release status: Released.

### Q: Who directed Don't Suck?
Don't Suck was directed by Raja Collins.

## Grounded Source Citations

- [Don't Suck — The Movie Database (TMDB)](https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/1128474)
- [Don't Suck (2023) - Simkl](https://simkl.com/)

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