---
title: "Cat Burglar"
year: 2000
canonical_url: "https://www.archytele.com/show/cat-burglar-2000"
media_type: "movie"
tmdb_id: 1091682
imdb_id: null
status: "Released"
runtime_minutes: 16
community_rating: 0.0
vote_count: 0
content_rating: "Unrated"
---

# Cat Burglar (2000) — Television & Cinema Intelligence Dossier

> **Archytele Living Vault Canonical Record**: https://www.archytele.com/show/cat-burglar-2000

## Executive Summary & Cultural Positioning

Cat Burglar is a 2000 film directed by Lee Guilliland that follows Tom the Chauffeur as he attempts to feed a wealthy widow's cat. Instead of a quiet weekend, Tom uses the opportunity to masquerade as the mansion's owner to impress his date Dolores, only to be interrupted by a burglar who kidnaps the cat and blackmails him.

The film explores this chaotic encounter and the complications that arise from Tom's deception. The provided materials do not contain cultural significance metrics, audience ratings, or box-office figures.

## The Hook & The Verdict

**The Hook**: "A chauffeur tries to impress his date at a mansion, but a burglar changes everything."

### Why Watch
- Features a high-stakes weekend gone completely off track from a simple task.
- Includes an elaborate masquerade where a chauffeur pretends to own a huge mansion.
- Presents an unexpected interruption by a burglar who kidnaps the widow's cat.

### Caveats & Content Note
- Viewers might skip it if they dislike stories featuring sudden blackmail and kidnapping plots.
- Tone & Suitability: Tone and pacing involve an interrupted date and a sudden criminal twist during a weekend house-sitting task.

**Micro-Themes & Vibe Matrix**: #mansion-setting, #date-night-gone-wrong, #cat-kidnapping, #blackmail-plot, #chauffeur-protagonist, #unplanned-weekend

## Streaming Availability Matrix

Direct streaming licensing updates dynamically. Consult the live tracking interface at https://www.archytele.com/show/cat-burglar-2000#watch.

## Creative Credits

- **Directed by**: Lee Guilliland

## Key Cast Continuity

- **Sid Owen** as *Tom*
- **Ian Wright** as *Cat Burglar*
- **Gemma Page** as *Dolores*
- **Moyna Cope** as *Lady Veille*
- **Lee Colson** as *Brian*
- **James Mcdonald** as *Austin*
- **Mirella Camillo** as *Dream girl*
- **Paul Beacham** as *Gerry*

## Canonical Frequently Asked Questions

### Q: Where can I stream Cat Burglar?
Streaming availability for Cat Burglar is not specified in the provided sources.

### Q: Is Cat Burglar worth watching?
It is worth watching if you are interested in a short film about a chauffeur whose mansion date is interrupted by a cat-kidnapping burglar.

### Q: What is the binge duration for Cat Burglar?
Cat Burglar has a runtime of 16 minutes according to movie database records.

### Q: What are the essential episodes of Cat Burglar?
Cat Burglar is a single film rather than a series with episodes.

## Grounded Source Citations

- [Cat Burglar — The Movie Database (TMDB)](https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/1091682)
- [Cat Burglar (2000) - Full Cast & Crew - IMDb](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2170333/fullcredits/cast/)
- [Cat Burglar (2000) - Cast & Crew — The Movie Database (TMDB)](https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/1091682-cat-burglar/cast)
- [‎Cat Burglar (2000) directed by Lee Guilliland • Reviews ...](https://letterboxd.com/film/cat-burglar-2000/cast/)
- [The Cat Burglar - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cat_Burglar)
- [Cat Burglar Cast and Crew | ClickTheCity](https://www.clickthecity.com/movies/title/1FxYK0/cat-burglar/cast-crew)

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