---
title: "Caf\u00e9 Hector"
year: 1996
canonical_url: "https://www.archytele.com/show/cafe-hector-1996"
media_type: "movie"
tmdb_id: 259037
imdb_id: null
status: "Released"
runtime_minutes: 16
community_rating: 7.5
vote_count: 0
content_rating: "Unrated"
---

# Café Hector (1996) — Television & Cinema Intelligence Dossier

> **Archytele Living Vault Canonical Record**: https://www.archytele.com/show/cafe-hector-1996

## Executive Summary & Cultural Positioning

Café Hector is a film first released in 1996. Current status: Released.

## The Hook & The Verdict

**The Hook**: "A disgruntled outsider plots revenge in a chic café."

### Why Watch
- Sharp social satire
- Compact 16‑minute runtime
- Distinctive Danish setting

### Caveats & Content Note
- Very brief, limiting depth
- Niche humor may not suit all viewers
- Tone & Suitability: The film contains a tense violent premise and is best suited for mature audiences.

**Micro-Themes & Vibe Matrix**: satirical, dark-humor, urban, short

## Streaming Availability Matrix

Direct streaming licensing updates dynamically. Consult the live tracking interface at https://www.archytele.com/show/cafe-hector-1996#watch.

## Creative Credits

- **Directed by**: Lotte Svendsen

## Key Cast Continuity

- **Lars Mikkelsen** as *Uffe*
- **Jesper Asholt** as *Thorvald*
- **Louise Mieritz** as *Hanne*
- **Peter Mygind** as *Carsten*
- **Mads Mikkelsen** as *Anders*
- **Ulrich Thomsen** as *Christian*
- **Anders W. Berthelsen** as *Martin*
- **Nicolaj Kopernikus** as *Peter*
- **Henrik Lykkegaard** as *Phillip*
- **Sofie Stougaard** as *Sanne*

## Canonical Frequently Asked Questions

### Q: How long is the film?
The runtime is 16 minutes.

### Q: When was Café Hector first released?
It premiered on 3 August 1996 in Denmark.

### Q: Who directed Café Hector?
The film was directed by Lotte Svendsen.

### Q: What is the central conflict in the story?
Uffe, unable to get a cappuccino, feels humiliated and decides to arm himself.

### Q: How have audiences rated the film?
User ratings are around 58% on ČSFD and 62% on Kinobox.

## Grounded Source Citations

- [Café Hector — The Movie Database (TMDB)](https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/259037)
- [Café Hector (1996) | ČSFD.cz](https://www.csfd.cz/film/88874-cafe-hector/prehled/)
- [Café Hector (1996) | DIV.cz](https://div.cz/film/cafe-hector)
- [Café Hector (1996) | Přehrát online](https://kezhlednuti.online/cafe-hector-47573)
- [Café Hector 62% (1996) | Kinobox.cz](https://www.kinobox.cz/film/105949-cafe-hector)

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*Generated by Archytele Open Intelligence Systems. Data verified against TMDB and JustWatch APIs.*