---
title: "Blood Diner"
year: 1987
canonical_url: "https://www.archytele.com/show/blood-diner-1987"
media_type: "movie"
tmdb_id: 62132
imdb_id: null
status: "Unknown"
community_rating: 5.4
vote_count: 0
content_rating: "Unrated"
---

# Blood Diner (1987) — Television & Cinema Intelligence Dossier

> **Archytele Living Vault Canonical Record**: https://www.archytele.com/show/blood-diner-1987

## Executive Summary & Cultural Positioning

Blood Diner is a film first released in 1987. Catalogued under Horror, Comedy.

## The Hook & The Verdict

**The Hook**: "Cannibal brothers cook up chaos in a twisted horror‑comedy feast."

### Why Watch
- Distinctive mix of gore and humor
- Inventive premise of cannibal chefs

### Caveats & Content Note
- Graphic cannibal gore may deter some viewers
- Tone & Suitability: The film features graphic cannibalism and dark humor, making it suitable for mature audiences.

**Micro-Themes & Vibe Matrix**: horror, comedy, campy, gore

## Streaming Availability Matrix

Direct streaming licensing updates dynamically. Consult the live tracking interface at https://www.archytele.com/show/blood-diner-1987#watch.

## Canonical Frequently Asked Questions

### Q: When was Blood Diner released?
It was released in 1987.

### Q: What genre does Blood Diner belong to?
It is a horror‑comedy film.

### Q: How long is the movie?
The runtime is approximately 1 hour and 28 minutes.

### Q: What is the basic premise of Blood Diner?
It follows two cannibal brothers who murder women to use their flesh in a dish while seeking sacrifices to awaken an Egyptian goddess.

### Q: Is there a notable tagline for the film?
Yes, the promotional tagline is “First They Greet You, Then They Eat You.”

## Grounded Source Citations

- [Blood Diner — The Movie Database (TMDB)](https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/62132)
- [Blood Diner (1987) | ČSFD.cz](https://www.csfd.cz/film/172948-blood-diner/prehled/)
- [Blood Diner (1987) - FDb.cz](https://www.fdb.cz/film/70471-blood-diner)

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