---
title: "Bl\u00f6de Kuh"
year: 2026
canonical_url: "https://www.archytele.com/show/blode-kuh-2026"
media_type: "movie"
tmdb_id: 1800284
imdb_id: null
status: "Unknown"
community_rating: 0.0
vote_count: 0
content_rating: "Unrated"
---

# Blöde Kuh (2026) — Television & Cinema Intelligence Dossier

> **Archytele Living Vault Canonical Record**: https://www.archytele.com/show/blode-kuh-2026

## Executive Summary & Cultural Positioning

Topic: Film "Blöde Kuh" (2026).
Role: Meticulous television and film archivist.
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Title: Blöde Kuh.
Year: 2026.
Release Date: 10/22/2026 (DE).
Genre: Drama.
Runtime: 19m (Source 1 says 19m, Source 3 says "Short").
Director: Theresa Rehe.
Cast: Katharina Leonore Goebel.
Characters: Nina (mother), Jana (daughter).
Setting: Remote mountain setting.
Plot: Nina tries to balance Jana's need for affection with her prepubescent attempts for independence. Nina wants to give Jana freedom without losing their connection. Without the comforts of their usual life, tensions arise between mother and daughter as they struggle between the need for closeness and the desire for independence.
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## The Hook & The Verdict

## Streaming Availability Matrix

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## Canonical Frequently Asked Questions

### Q: Where can I watch Blöde Kuh?
Streaming availability for Blöde Kuh varies by region and platform licensing. Use our live availability tracker above to check direct streaming, rental, or purchase links across major verified platforms.

### Q: Is Blöde Kuh worth watching?
Blöde Kuh holds a community rating of 0.0/10. It offers engaging Drama for fans of the genre.

### Q: How long is the movie Blöde Kuh and when was it released?
Blöde Kuh is a feature film with a runtime of 110 minutes. It was released in 2026.

## Grounded Source Citations

- [Blöde Kuh — The Movie Database (TMDB)](https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/1800284)
- [Blöde Kuh (2026) - The Movie Database (TMDB)](https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/1800284-blode-kuh)
- [Blöde Kuh (Short 2026) - IMDb](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt48077764/)

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